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Default 01-18-2006, 07:50 PM

so if you get that much muscle mass, does your penis grow any?


  
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Default 01-18-2006, 07:53 PM

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so if you get that much muscle mass, does your penis grow any?
Penis Curls.
Cock Push-ups.
  
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Default 01-18-2006, 07:56 PM

lol oOo:


  
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Default 01-18-2006, 07:58 PM

Tony stop with the spam spam2:
  
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Default 01-18-2006, 08:06 PM

He's got a chin the size if his fucking head from two years ago, he's obviously abusing.
  
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Default 01-18-2006, 08:10 PM

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Look at his Chin. Steroids for sure. grotesque jaw developement like that is most common with massive steroid abuse... UNLESS this guy has some sort of way of making his chin grow naturally. (take my advice, i have worked out with so many fucking muscle heads who have abused the stuff).

YES that body is more then possible (in 2 years time ect), but his chin/face shows a different story. ed:
wtf make a chin grow?
Women who abuse steroids have extremely grotesque jaw growth***, and men with higher levels of estrogen can also develope the same problem. He looked quite girly before as well.
but men who do abuse steroids, their nipplies look bloated also..[/quote:8e0a3]
wtf .. u gay or somethin? eek:[/quote:8e0a3]no, i'm not gay. i wrote a 20+ page research paper on the physical and mental effects of steroid abuse on people back when i was in my senior year of high school. and i used to wanna be a muscle head too.


  
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Default 01-18-2006, 08:10 PM

I'm a doctor, and I have diagnosed his condition. It's called "Marv chin".
  
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Default 01-18-2006, 08:13 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":29069]I'm a doctor, and I have diagnosed his condition. It's called "Marv chin".[/quote:29069]

ROFL thats what it looks like

How do you use to wanna be a muscle head? You can be one just dont take roids


  
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Default 01-18-2006, 08:14 PM

he looks like fucking cross between steve-o and carrot top


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Default 01-18-2006, 08:16 PM

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yea 2 years its possible. bulking + hard working out can go a long ways in the road to looking like a beast

edit: i've put on about 10lbs of muscle over the past two months using creatine, and for people that can eat 6-8 meals a day can gain insane amounts of weight, and if they are working out heavily it will definately show.
That is unfucking real, this kid use to be skinny.
i plan on having that mass in a couple years if i can stick to my plan...maybe not that BIG, but defined/toned
I am WAY to fucking lazy and unmotivated for that.
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Default 01-18-2006, 08:16 PM

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I'm a doctor, and I have diagnosed his condition. It's called "Marv chin".
ROFL thats what it looks like

How do you use to wanna be a muscle head? You can be one just dont take roids[/quote:e3817]what i mean is, when i was younger i used to want to be a professional competitive body builder. as a young kid i used to like drawing comic books N shit, and i saw bodybuilders and i was likeL: ooOOOooooo i wanna look like that! but yeah, you can't be a pro bodybuilder, competitively speaking without taking some sort of drugs. natural bodybuilders just don't cut it, professionally speaking. meh. i'm happy with my football player build anyway.


  
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Default 01-18-2006, 08:18 PM

I'm happy with my slender 150 pound body


  
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Default 01-18-2006, 08:21 PM

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I'm happy with my slender 150 pound body
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Default 01-18-2006, 08:22 PM

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I'm happy with my slender 150 pound body
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ahah no matter how much (or what i eat) i cannot gain weight, so im happy lol. Ill abuse it until i start gaining weight.


  
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Default 01-18-2006, 08:39 PM

130 here. I eat soo much but never gain a poud. Im almost a white ethiopian.


  
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