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Default Airplane Seatbelts - 01-19-2006, 12:26 PM

whats their purpose ? if the plane crashes are they suppose to keep you from going thru the wind shield ?

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Default 01-19-2006, 12:30 PM

Stops you getting tossed out of the seat on bumpy takeoff\landing\turbulance. Also keeps you in the seat while the airhostess tosses you off. eek:




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Default 01-19-2006, 12:30 PM

Well, I'm assuming that none of us have ever been in a situation where we'd need airplane seatbelts. I guess they're useful if the plane is in distress and happens to take a real big dip. You could conceivably fly up and hit the roof...or those little reading lights above your head.


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Default 01-19-2006, 01:40 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":bba05]Judas watches that gay cowboy movie every night.[/quote:bba05]

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Default Re: Airplane Seatbelts - 01-19-2006, 01:57 PM

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whats their purpose ? if the plane crashes are they suppose to keep you from going thru the wind shield ?

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why dont they use air brakes?
  
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Default 01-19-2006, 01:58 PM

probably for a certain disturbance that could happen...because you don't have to wear them the whole flight.


  
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Default Re: Airplane Seatbelts - 01-19-2006, 03:42 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":70fc5]
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whats their purpose ? if the plane crashes are they suppose to keep you from going thru the wind shield ?

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why dont they use air brakes?[/quote:70fc5]

Air brakes are nothing to do with an emergiencies. There designed break the airflow over the wing, causing the plane to lose alot of height (i.e. when on final)

I dont understand what u mean by using airbrakes when a plane crashes

Smaller aircraft have the pilot/co pilots strapped in pernamently, as their more likely to make steeper turns, causing the pilots to be sliding around in their seats (sorta like when driving a car. The belts help secure you to the centre of the seat (simular to bucket seats in a car).

AS others have said there used on airliners when facing large turbulance.
  
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Default 01-19-2006, 03:45 PM

turbulence eek: people have gotten seriously injured from not wearing their seatbelt during high turbulence..
or in a case of rapid decompression, it will keep you from getting sucked out the plane


  
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Default Re: Airplane Seatbelts - 01-19-2006, 03:46 PM

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whats their purpose ? if the plane crashes are they suppose to keep you from going thru the wind shield ?

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why dont they use air brakes?
Air brakes are nothing to do with an emergiencies. There designed break the airflow over the wing, causing the plane to lose alot of height (i.e. when on final)

I dont understand what u mean by using airbrakes when a plane crashes

Smaller aircraft have the pilot/co pilots strapped in pernamently, as their more likely to make steeper turns, causing the pilots to be sliding around in their seats (sorta like when driving a car. The belts help secure you to the centre of the seat (simular to bucket seats in a car).

AS others have said there used on airliners when facing large turbulance.[/quote:d965c]


He's being sarcastic obviously, hes referring to airbrakes like they could stop the plane dead in the air.




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Default 01-19-2006, 03:58 PM

if you watch Lost, and when the air plane breaks apart you can see the people in the back probably breaking their necks on the plane when it takes a dive. that is why you wear a seatbelt.
  
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Default 01-19-2006, 04:08 PM

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if you watch Lost, and when the air plane breaks apart you can see the people in the back probably breaking their necks on the plane when it takes a dive. that is why you wear a seatbelt.

So you can be a nice corpse sitting in its seat when the plane explodes as opposed to taking a nice flight out of the plane? freak:




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