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Default Black Jesus - 01-20-2006, 02:59 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/ ... index.html

" Black Jesus film aims to start talk"

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I believe it to be very possible. I mean cmon ffs not many white guys were born in Jerusalem


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Default 01-20-2006, 03:03 PM

Agreed... He could have even looked like OBL or Kim Jong Il. ed:
  
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Default 01-20-2006, 03:06 PM

He was Jewish, he probably looked like it.
  
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Default 01-20-2006, 03:35 PM

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He was Jewish, he probably looked like it.
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Default 01-20-2006, 03:38 PM

[quote:75d6d]Jesus is born in a shanty-town shed, a far cry from a manger in a Bethlehem stable. His mother Mary is a virgin, though feisty enough to argue with the angels. Gun-wielding authorities fear his message of equality and he ends up hanging on a cross.[/quote:75d6d]
....There were no guns around 0-50AD???

I don't really see it possible to be a black man. A black man born in that area around that time getting that much attention? But then again, I don't care what color/race he was.
  
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Default 01-20-2006, 03:46 PM

[quote:52483]Hawke[/quote:52483]

How many white people do you think were being born in the middle east way back when?
  
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Default 01-20-2006, 03:53 PM

Who cares? It's not important at all what color he was.
  
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Default 01-20-2006, 03:57 PM

[quote="TGB!":077eb][quote:077eb]Hawke[/quote:077eb]

How many white people do you think were being born in the middle east way back when?
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In my post I never said he was white. If I had to guess though, I'd guess that he was Greek/Roman or what today we consider Middle Eastern.
  
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Default 01-20-2006, 04:02 PM

The black man was the original man. I agree that Jesus was indeed of dark skin.
  
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Default 01-20-2006, 04:02 PM

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Default 01-20-2006, 04:06 PM

I remember reading where a lot of bikes were stolen around that time, so...who knows?
  
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Default 01-20-2006, 04:17 PM

who cares, he didnt exist anyways.
  
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Default 01-20-2006, 04:18 PM

jesus was chinese
  
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Default 01-20-2006, 04:29 PM

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[quote:b6acc]Jesus is born in a shanty-town shed, a far cry from a manger in a Bethlehem stable. His mother Mary is a virgin, though feisty enough to argue with the angels. Gun-wielding authorities fear his message of equality and he ends up hanging on a cross.
....There were no guns around 0-50AD???

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"transports the life and death of Christ from first century Palestine to a contemporary African state racked by war and poverty."
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Default 01-20-2006, 04:30 PM

Jesus was a pterodactyl.
  
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