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View Poll Results: WTF should coma do?
Go for Girl A 7 63.64%
Stick with Girl B 4 36.36%
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Default 01-24-2006, 05:57 PM
what if ass sex isnt your favorite...
  
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Default 01-24-2006, 05:58 PM
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If you don't tap both girls, you're gay.

If you want to stop the stalking, this is what you do. Ass fuck the stalker and everytime she wants to get with you, insist on fucking her ass. After awhile, her ass will get sore and she won't want to play that game no more and she'll leave you. Trust me, it works. That goes for any girl you want to get rid of in your future.....just ass fuck them to death.
What happens if the chick likes it in the ass?
then he will probably marry her
  
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Default 01-24-2006, 06:11 PM
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what if ass sex isnt your favorite...
DEAL WITH IT
  
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Default 01-24-2006, 06:43 PM
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What happens if the chick likes it in the ass?
Like any girl, fuck her enough and she'll learn to dislike it. Don't believe me, just ask all the married guys of the world.

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Default 01-24-2006, 06:44 PM
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what if ass sex isnt your favorite...
ffs, you're a guy, you'll get over it.

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Default 01-24-2006, 11:15 PM
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What happens if the chick likes it in the ass?
Like any girl, fuck her enough and she'll learn to dislike it. Don't believe me, just ask all the married guys of the world.
I've been fucking my girlfriend in the ass for over 5 years and she still enjoys it.
  
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Default 01-24-2006, 11:22 PM
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What happens if the chick likes it in the ass?
Like any girl, fuck her enough and she'll learn to dislike it. Don't believe me, just ask all the married guys of the world.
I've been fucking my girlfriend in the ass for over 5 years and she still enjoys it.
You're on your way to the GF1 Hall of Fame. rock:
  
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Default 01-24-2006, 11:32 PM
rofl at the direction this thread has taken. I will not but anything more inside girl B. Frankly, I think she may have a disease.
  
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Default 01-25-2006, 02:58 AM
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rofl at the direction this thread has taken. I will not but anything more inside girl B. Frankly, I think she may have a disease.
wear a condom, some rubber gloves and a gas mask oOo:



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rofl at the direction this thread has taken. I will not but anything more inside girl B. Frankly, I think she may have a disease.
wear a condom, some rubber gloves and a gas mask oOo:



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Default 01-25-2006, 11:02 AM
just fuck Nora Crowley

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Default 01-25-2006, 12:04 PM
I could never stick my cock in someones shitter....
  
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Default 01-25-2006, 12:06 PM
AS long as its not full of poo its great sex. Uber tight, and lots of feeling. I enjoyed it.
  
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[quote="Unknown_Sniper":2c437]Uber[/quote:2c437]
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