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Default I need a dude's opinion - 09-01-2002, 09:22 PM

OK tonight I went to go see "Signs" with a friend. This friend happens to be a girl, and I'm attracted to her. Now she called me and wanted me to go with her and one of her friends. I want to date this girl but she has been talking to this other ass clown but I don't think she's talking to him anymore. I could be wrong, which is why I haven't asked her out yet. Am I just being a little p**** or should I just forget the "what ifs" and ask this girl out?
  
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Default 09-01-2002, 09:36 PM

quit being a bitch and ask her out. who gives a fuck about the other guy... u asked her out first.
  
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Default Re: I need a dude's opinion - 09-01-2002, 09:36 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":ecc12]OK tonight I went to go see "Signs" with a friend. This friend happens to be a girl, and I'm attracted to her. Now she called me and wanted me to go with her and one of her friends. I want to date this girl but she has been talking to this other ass clown but I don't think she's talking to him anymore. I could be wrong, which is why I haven't asked her out yet. Am I just being a little p**** or should I just forget the "what ifs" and ask this girl out?[/quote:ecc12]
Ask her out but carefully..
As long as you're nice to her, offer to buy her things(maybe) you have to keep a smile on her face, making her laugh is the ultimate goal, . she asked you out-no-one else, she called you-so she sees you as a good friend to rely on, forget this clown punk, concentrate on doing your bit and staying constantly good to her. you're her friend so your in the best position, try to get a stiffy next time you have the tub of popcorn on your lap, she'll get more than she bargained for when she reaches into the bottom of the tub.... ed: go watch a pr0no! oh ok, go watch a romantic comedy then angel:
keep her smiling and shes all yours.
alternatively, if your not completely sure if you fancy her, give her a popsickle and watch her suck on it. In my day the popsickle was a mean secret weapon of foreplay and.....yaddayada


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Default 09-01-2002, 09:37 PM

Nike it.




IE: Just do it.

Worst that can happen is she says no and laughs in your face and starts telling everyone that you asked her out but your such a loser she turned you down so they all get a good laugh... That bitch. [/sarcasim]

Just ask her if she says she's seeing that other "ass clown" then oh well. It will end soon enough and you can swoop in. How do i know it will end? It always does.
  
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Default 09-01-2002, 09:43 PM

Worst that can happen is she says no and laughs in your face and starts telling everyone that you asked her out but your such a loser she turned you down so they all get a good laugh... That bitch. [/sarcasim]

HA, I don't think that will happen. I'm the pimp of pimps, just remember that. Wait, if I'm the pimp of pimps, does that mean I pimp guys to girls? No, damn!! I didn't mean it that way!! I swear!
  
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Default 09-01-2002, 10:26 PM

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Nike it.
Please never use that term again.
  
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Default 09-01-2002, 10:30 PM

Slip her some RUFFIES! You wouln't have to worry about rejection then.
  
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Default 09-01-2002, 10:31 PM

Telling her you're the pimp of pimps probably is a bad way to go.
  
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Default 09-01-2002, 10:33 PM

Tell her you're a pimp, put her on the street, and smack her with your shoe if she gets out of line.
  
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Default 09-01-2002, 10:49 PM

Ok, I've got another one.

I kinda like this girl at school, we've know each other for a long time, and I think she likes me. As of now, she's got a boyfriend, but I said to myself "what the heck" so I called her and asked her to the movies. She said yes. So what do you think?
  
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Default 09-01-2002, 11:11 PM

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that the guy doesn't even go to our school.
  
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Default 09-01-2002, 11:24 PM

chronnic i was in the EXACT same situation except she wasnt talking she was dating him. man i didnt know what to do, and the truth is now we are just friends cause i was to big of a pussy, so ask her before its to late man plz, i fucked myself over i know how it feels, trust me i wish i'd of asked her cry: now shes dating some new ass parrot and we are jusr really good friends now


  
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Default 09-01-2002, 11:40 PM

OH MY GOD! CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS FORUM RIGHT NOW!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-GROUP HUG-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE IS INDEED A GREAT THING....i know only too well


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Default 09-01-2002, 11:47 PM

SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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Default 09-02-2002, 01:35 AM

who needs girls when you have porno


  
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