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Default 02-20-2006, 08:26 PM

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if he was making this contract, why didn't he go all out while he was at it?
JI think he did oOo:
  
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Default 02-20-2006, 09:01 PM

nah, I think he coulda added a lot of stuff in while he was at it.
  
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Default 02-20-2006, 11:22 PM

repulsive, this guy should be thrown in prison where he can be raped and follow "Bubba's" Contract of Bitchly Expectations


  
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Default 02-21-2006, 07:14 AM

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"Bubba's" Contract of Bitchly Expectations
lmfao


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Default 02-21-2006, 03:01 PM

It would be funny if it weren't true but think about this. She had to agree to it BEFORE she married him so she knew what she was getting into. All i ask of any woman is this:

Stand by your man.
Show a "united front", never bash each other in public.
All fighting takes place in the shower


Thats about it, 3 simple "house rules"


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Default 02-21-2006, 04:41 PM

[img]http://screenshots.filesnetwork.com/32/news2/25198_7.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 04:59 PM

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[img]http://screenshots.filesnetwork.com/32/news2/25198_7.jpg[/img]
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Default 02-21-2006, 07:26 PM

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Ron Jeremy?
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 09:46 PM

lol yup


  
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Default 02-21-2006, 09:52 PM

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Default 02-21-2006, 11:05 PM

Judas, you made me work so hard to get that picture of you. Now you're just handing it out to everyone? cry:
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 11:06 PM

Blase, can I spend the night tomorrow?
  
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Default 02-21-2006, 11:16 PM

You know you don't have to ask silly.
  
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