happy bday fuck 19 dudes then abort the fetuses with a clothes hanger
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
I tried drinking one pint and one shot in every pub in my semi local area (exculuding one as their are 20 pubs) on my 19th. However only managed about 12 before passing out happy: