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Default 03-03-2006, 06:02 PM

So, basically you pussied out to the father of the 16 yr old. Don't threaten a weaker kid if you can't beat his old man.

Next time some kids ambush your house with snowballs, run out the back door and make a few iceballs (just add a lil' water to the snowballs you just made and squeeze the shit out of them so it's like a rock). Then flank them and bean their asses with some iceballs. Guarantee those kids will never do that to your house again.

I have 2 funny stories relating to kids throwing snowballs at me. A few years ago i was in my brothers van getting pizza. Some kids step out between 2 houses and tag his van. I tear after them and get one kid cornered in the backyard of one of the houses. I grabbed him and cranked back like i was gonna punch him. He just cried. That was enough to scare him.

2nd time happened last year while coming home at night in the snow. Again, 2 kids are just inside a woodline and are hitting cars with snowballs as they pass. Sure enough they get me also but i kept going. I went around the block, parked the car, and ran through the woods to flank them from behind. Sure as shit, they're still there throwing snowballs and there i am....creeping up on them. Words can't describe their actions and faces as i grabbed one of them from behind. Lets just say that i could guarantee at least one of them had to change their underwear after they got home. I just verbally scared the shit out of them and then laughed the rest of the ride home. I think the one kid is still in therapy today over the whole ordeal......lol


.....man, do i love the snow !! biggrin:


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