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Default Happy Birthday - 03-10-2006, 11:36 AM

to Chuck Norris, who turns 66 today.

[img]http://www.sadurski.com/satyra/sobowtory/norris.jpg[/img]


  
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Default 03-10-2006, 11:39 AM

Never thought he was that age, ida thought mid 50's at most. ed:




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Default 03-10-2006, 11:48 AM

damn...that total gym really does work.
  
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Default 03-10-2006, 12:44 PM

I wonder if he does anal
  
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Default 03-10-2006, 01:00 PM

who gives a fuck. Hes a has been.
  
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Default 03-10-2006, 01:01 PM

In celebration, I'm going to go watch Sidekicks on VHS

[img]http://www.wicked-vision.com/images_rv/s/sidekicks_cover.jpg[/img]


  
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Default 03-10-2006, 01:14 PM

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I wonder if he does anal
this vid will answer all ur questions, it's got chest-shitting and everything:

[img]http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000063WJV.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 03-10-2006, 01:34 PM

Chuck is 66 and he still can kick ass. Happy birthday Chuck Norris
  
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Default 03-10-2006, 01:36 PM

-Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
-There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
-Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
-Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.


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Default 03-10-2006, 01:36 PM

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In celebration, I'm going to go watch Sidekicks on VHS
http://www.wicked-vision.com/images_rv/ ... _cover.jpg[/img]
That kid committed suicide


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 03-10-2006, 01:37 PM

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In celebration, I'm going to go watch Sidekicks on VHS
http://www.wicked-vision.com/images_rv/ ... _cover.jpg[/img]
That kid committed suicide
yeah i remember hearing that on the news. I was totally shocked by that.


  
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Default 03-10-2006, 01:52 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":6ea8c]-Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
-There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
-Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
-Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.[/quote:6ea8c]

thanks we never saw that before fgt
  
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Default 03-10-2006, 01:59 PM

six-ty-six the number of the beasssst


  
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Default 03-10-2006, 02:04 PM

haahah stfu
  
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Default 03-10-2006, 02:31 PM

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In celebration, I'm going to go watch Sidekicks on VHS
http://www.wicked-vision.com/images_rv/ ... _cover.jpg[/img]
That kid committed suicide
yeah i remember hearing that on the news. I was totally shocked by that.
same, I loved that movie when it came out lol....
  
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