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[quote="Simo Häyhä":baea8][quote="Short Hand":baea8][quote="Simo Häyhä":baea8][quote="Short Hand":baea8]Stealing melons from farmer Ted's melon patch was heaps of fun.[/quote:baea8]
I used to perpetually break into my parapalegic neighbors house when i was 13-14. I would go in his fridge, steal his food, smoke his cigarettes and go in his living room and watch softcore porn.

Sad thing is the next day i would usually come over and make him dinner annoy:[/quote:baea8]

shoulda fucked him.[/quote:baea8]
no but i made sure to piss in his sink every night[/quote:baea8]

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