notice the red on my finger? ya I finger banged your mother while she was on her period
no but for real, I was playing a prank on this girl at my work, wrapped my finger in some paper towel, and squirted some red food colouring all over it, made it look realistic, told her I cut my finger badly.... I told her the only way the pain could go away was if she gave me a kiss, so she planted a nice soft on my cheek. so then I pulled off the paper towel and said "hey look it healed already"
She started hitting me... but in a humourous sort of way. haha
food dye stained my finger... wont come off for a day or two