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tomxtr · 04-12-2006, 09:57 AM

[quote="Airborne Butters":bd2fb]You called it today chief. Every Tuesday we go to this bar that sells 4 dollar pitchers. Well 3 pitchers and 2 jack and cokes later I was shitty. All I can recall was this lady, not too old like 40 maybe, asking me if we partied and pointed to her nose...meaning did we have cocaine. Anyways after that she asks to use my phone and was on it for like 15 minutes then gave it back. I looked at the caller ID and it was just random numbers. My friend promptly asked if we could see her tits and being the lady she is, she pulled em out. I gotta say, probally the best tits I've seen in a while, even despite her age.

Got home at like 2:30 am and killed 2 beers. Woke up at like 11 with a beer can in my hand and not being able to find my glasses. I'm also just burping up beer taste in my mouth.[/quote:bd2fb]
You still getting in shape for the marines?

c312 · 04-12-2006, 09:59 AM

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You called it today chief. Every Tuesday we go to this bar that sells 4 dollar pitchers. Well 3 pitchers and 2 jack and cokes later I was shitty. All I can recall was this lady, not too old like 40 maybe, asking me if we partied and pointed to her nose...meaning did we have cocaine. Anyways after that she asks to use my phone and was on it for like 15 minutes then gave it back. I looked at the caller ID and it was just random numbers. My friend promptly asked if we could see her tits and being the lady she is, she pulled em out. I gotta say, probally the best tits I've seen in a while, even despite her age.

Got home at like 2:30 am and killed 2 beers. Woke up at like 11 with a beer can in my hand and not being able to find my glasses. I'm also just burping up beer taste in my mouth.

You still getting in shape for the marines?[/quote:38a7b]

lmao

Nyck · 04-12-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by "Airborne Butters":e2195

You called it today chief. Every Tuesday we go to this bar that sells 4 dollar pitchers. Well 3 pitchers and 2 jack and cokes later I was shitty. All I can recall was this lady, not too old like 40 maybe, asking me if we partied and pointed to her nose...meaning did we have cocaine. Anyways after that she asks to use my phone and was on it for like 15 minutes then gave it back. I looked at the caller ID and it was just random numbers. My friend promptly asked if we could see her tits and being the lady she is, she pulled em out. I gotta say, probally the best tits I've seen in a while, even despite her age.

Got home at like 2:30 am and killed 2 beers. Woke up at like 11 with a beer can in my hand and not being able to find my glasses. I'm also just burping up beer taste in my mouth.

You still getting in shape for the marines?

lmao[/quote:e2195]

Airborne Butters · 04-12-2006, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by "Airborne Butters":b2375

You called it today chief. Every Tuesday we go to this bar that sells 4 dollar pitchers. Well 3 pitchers and 2 jack and cokes later I was shitty. All I can recall was this lady, not too old like 40 maybe, asking me if we partied and pointed to her nose...meaning did we have cocaine. Anyways after that she asks to use my phone and was on it for like 15 minutes then gave it back. I looked at the caller ID and it was just random numbers. My friend promptly asked if we could see her tits and being the lady she is, she pulled em out. I gotta say, probally the best tits I've seen in a while, even despite her age.

Got home at like 2:30 am and killed 2 beers. Woke up at like 11 with a beer can in my hand and not being able to find my glasses. I'm also just burping up beer taste in my mouth.

You still getting in shape for the marines?[/quote:b2375]

Yes actually I am. I've lost 25 pounds and have about 25 to go. I don't do it every day, just like once a week and I workout so yeah.

mr.miyagi · 04-12-2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by "Airborne Butters":b15e0

You called it today chief. Every Tuesday we go to this bar that sells 4 dollar pitchers. Well 3 pitchers and 2 jack and cokes later I was shitty. All I can recall was this lady, not too old like 40 maybe, asking me if we partied and pointed to her nose...meaning did we have cocaine. Anyways after that she asks to use my phone and was on it for like 15 minutes then gave it back. I looked at the caller ID and it was just random numbers. My friend promptly asked if we could see her tits and being the lady she is, she pulled em out. I gotta say, probally the best tits I've seen in a while, even despite her age.

Got home at like 2:30 am and killed 2 beers. Woke up at like 11 with a beer can in my hand and not being able to find my glasses. I'm also just burping up beer taste in my mouth.

You still getting in shape for the marines?[/quote:b15e0]
Buahaahaaaa!

Damn, my night sounds crap to most, all I did last night was listen to music and chat on the fone for like 3 hours with this girl who wants to meet me this weekend for drinks and a blowj.....ahhh thats bout it really.
This Easter bank holiday weekend coming up will be crazy tho, gonna get pretty damn wasted in an insane place, hope it goes smoothly....

Poseidon · 04-12-2006, 10:23 AM

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Got laid, the_finger:

thought your GF left you...is this a breakup fuck, grudge fuck, revenge fuck

were 'seeing' each other, not going out exactly. She dumped that other guy and asked me out, I was hesitant, but said we'll see how it goes.

But this is like 3 nights in a row ed: My balls are fecking tiny cry:

Machette · 04-12-2006, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by "Airborne Butters":abf84

You called it today chief. Every Tuesday we go to this bar that sells 4 dollar pitchers. Well 3 pitchers and 2 jack and cokes later I was shitty. All I can recall was this lady, not too old like 40 maybe, asking me if we partied and pointed to her nose...meaning did we have cocaine. Anyways after that she asks to use my phone and was on it for like 15 minutes then gave it back. I looked at the caller ID and it was just random numbers. My friend promptly asked if we could see her tits and being the lady she is, she pulled em out. I gotta say, probally the best tits I've seen in a while, even despite her age.

Got home at like 2:30 am and killed 2 beers. Woke up at like 11 with a beer can in my hand and not being able to find my glasses. I'm also just burping up beer taste in my mouth.

You still getting in shape for the marines?[/quote:abf84]+1

Blase · 04-12-2006, 01:32 PM

Last night a friend of mine called me at 9, asking if I wanted to go smoke and get some mcdonalds.

So that's what we did, went home around 10:30 and watched the rest of House I had taped, and played some counter-strike.

Zoner · 04-12-2006, 01:56 PM

I'm concerned about your increasing drug use, Blase. Anything you want to share with the group?

anti · 04-12-2006, 02:10 PM

smoked sheesha with lady friend followed by some relaxing.

Unknown_Sniper · 04-12-2006, 02:22 PM

Last night I chatted with my Girl for a bit. Then I went and did my radio show. We only did half a show but it was an hour and a half of hard rocking fucking insaneness. I watched my co-Dj smoke 9 cigs at once out of a water bottle. After our friends stopped by went went back to my co's room and dran kbeer and watched Waiting. Then I went back to my room, ate bad thai, watched TV and then got live entertainment from my really drunk roomate stealing food from his firends and trying to tell them that it was his fair and square.

Pyro · 04-12-2006, 02:31 PM

last night I had my accounting class from 6:30 - 9:30...then I came home and watched CSI.

04-12-2006, 03:05 PM

worked, got home at 10pm, showered, went on computer, then went to sleep. typical weekday.

RaNgeR · 04-12-2006, 06:42 PM

I went to a friends party and actually did insanely well at pong and even in the later games was draining shots one after another; Im so proud. I got really drunk and went to smoke some weed, I dont know what kind it was or anything but I couldnt see straight at all for a good 15 minutes afterwards. Then we went to Taco Bell (open late!) went back to the kids house and geeked out at comedy central. Its kind of odd beacuse I dont tend to get trashed too often, and I rarely smoke..maybe it was the quality or the bong or something.

Madmartagen · 04-12-2006, 07:52 PM

went to historical thinking class from 7-945, came home, watched seinfeld, south park and went to sleep. my coworker is trying to set me up with one of her friends. shes pretty cute and seems down to earth. only thing is she has two kids, and im a bit scared about it. we're supposed to go on a date this weekend, she's gonna call me for arrangments. anyone date a girl who has kids? we're both 26...

i dont really wanna be the guy to turn down a good thing just cause i cant handle the baggage. im gonna go on a date, im just worrying about where it will go..