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Default 05-22-2006, 03:31 PM

The owner of the cleaning company came in and spoke with my boss today. He said that he confronted this dude and told him that our company had reported internet abuse after hours. He wanted to know what the dude knew about it, being that he and one other person were the only ones who cleaned our suite regularly.

The guy denied any knowledge of unauthorized internet usage and suggested the owner ask the other employees. Long story short, the owner told my boss that he was going to give him a warning and move him to another bldg. that they had an account with up until he tried to play stupid. I heard them talking and he was saying that in his line of business, companies put their trust in his employees not to steal or do other shit, and he couldn't have someone working for him who would lie to his face. So, dude is out of a job.

Let that be a lesson to you younger guys. Don't spank it at work, and if you do, don't lie about it. nag:
  
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Default 05-22-2006, 05:45 PM

Tom you are a beacon of truth and justice shining upon us all. rock:


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Default 05-22-2006, 06:15 PM

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Tom you are a beacon of truth and justice shining upon us all. rock:
As long as there are evil pud pullers among our office spaces, my work is not complete. I shall not rest until all have been caught and find a rightful home on youtube. rock:
  
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Default 05-22-2006, 09:13 PM

tom is gonna be shanked
  
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Default 05-22-2006, 09:36 PM

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True feelings tell others what your weaknesses are, and there always those to use them against you, and so over the years you hide them more and more until eventually you have few, if any, true feelings left
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Default 05-22-2006, 09:51 PM

thats from a tom clancy novel converted into present tense..

fact still remains.. you'll be shanked
  
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Default 05-22-2006, 11:32 PM

lol watch yourself tom, that fat nympho is gonna come after you if he ever finds out.... biggrin:
  
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Default 05-23-2006, 04:36 AM

Tom Clancy write about feelings? oOo:
  
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Default 05-23-2006, 10:54 AM

ah darn 'Video Removed By User'

Guess I'll never see the nawty cleaner...


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Default 05-23-2006, 03:24 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":df73a]ah darn [b]'Video Removed By User'[/b]

Guess I'll never see the nawty cleaner...[/quote:df73a]

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwNu4R7ha8c"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwNu4R7ha8c[/url]

Sorry, made a little change to the video. I'll leave it up there for a couple of days.
  
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