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Major
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06-13-2006, 04:39 PM
I was full of hot dogs that I just ate so i was farting, but i wasnt drunk!!! biggrin: happy:
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Major General
Posts: 13,482
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Location: University Park, PA
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06-13-2006, 04:41 PM
[quote="Sgt>Stackem":441a3]I have been pulled over for going 110mph in a 55mph zone. What did I get for my actions?
A night in jail, drunk driving ticket, loss of license for 6 months, fines up the ass, probation, alcohol classes, a criminal record and the pleasure of sleeping next to 5 drunk asses burping and farting all night.
BTW the legal limit at the time I was caught was .10 and I blew .11, I was primed for the night but NOT drunk[/quote:441a3]ouch, that hurts!
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,546
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Location: California
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06-13-2006, 04:52 PM
[img]http://gallery.greatestjournal.com/albums/up6/35/640035/normal_IMG_2927.jpg[/img]
Let's go to prom with our tumors! dance:
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Colonel
Posts: 8,177
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario, New York
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06-13-2006, 04:55 PM
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Hey Himmler, Nice Thread. nag:
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hey thanks dude |
How much did your dad pay for it? |
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Truth. |
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Senior Member
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06-14-2006, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
Sigh; give him a break. We are kids, its in our nature to speed. One of my friends was going 130 in a 45 and got a ticket, shit happens. 90 is pretty fast though, its understandable if it was like 10-15 over...
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no shit doesnt happen, stupid fucking kids happen.
Drivers between the age of 15 and 20 accounted for only 6.9 percent of all licensed drivers, but were involved in 16.0 percent of all accidents and 14.0 percent of all fatal accidents. The fatality rate for drivers 16 - 19 is about 4 times as high as the rate for drivers age 25 - 69
If your friend was doing 130 in a 45 he would have went to jail and probably lost his license not just a ticket |
that high over the speed limit is definetly a criminal offense |
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Colonel
Posts: 8,441
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Location: Goatse
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06-14-2006, 06:47 AM
[quote="Jin-Roh":70343][img]http://gallery.greatestjournal.com/albums/up6/35/640035/normal_IMG_2927.jpg[/img]
Let's go to prom with our tumors! dance:[/quote:70343]
what the fuck is that?
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Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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06-14-2006, 04:13 PM
[quote=CoMaToSe]
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Let's go to prom with our tumors! dance:
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what the fuck is that?[/quote:45764]
thats just a dent where the head of ur be-sheathed manhood was
thrust violently upward penetrating the roof of her mouth...probably. |
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,235
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Austell, Ga
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06-14-2006, 05:06 PM
lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her
dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance:
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2nd Lieutenant
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06-14-2006, 05:10 PM
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lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her
dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance:
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lol what the fuck |
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1st Lieutenant
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06-14-2006, 05:13 PM
..has to be expressed in some way
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Colonel
Posts: 8,441
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Location: Goatse
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06-14-2006, 05:15 PM
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lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her
dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance:
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lol what the fuck |
yea, shes nasty too oOo: |
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2nd Lieutenant
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06-14-2006, 05:15 PM
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..has to be expressed in some way
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hopeless. |
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2nd Lieutenant
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06-14-2006, 05:17 PM
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lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her
dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance:
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lol what the fuck |
yea, shes nasty too oOo: |
[img]http://www.3rdcuirassiers.org/horse/images/eli_smile.jpg[/img] |
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,235
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Austell, Ga
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06-14-2006, 05:32 PM
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
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Major General
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
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06-14-2006, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by gtboys34
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
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I am sorry that horses are not in my "to do" list. annoy: |
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