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Default 07-05-2006, 11:13 PM

lol@hawke,coma,duffy
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Default 07-05-2006, 11:18 PM

I said he was full of bullshit, I didnt brag about a thing.
  
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Default 07-05-2006, 11:26 PM

Dirt biking in the mountains with brother and his girlfried. Then dinner with them, then off to an indian casino to pay off some guilt, ending at 2am and off to work at 5:30am.
  
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Default 07-05-2006, 11:35 PM

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Default 07-05-2006, 11:52 PM

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congradulations asshat, you saw some 13 year old's tits.
College-aged. I'm not saying I "hooked up" with them, just that they were drunk and took off their clothes.

As for the rest, nag: nag: nag: .
  
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Default 07-06-2006, 12:10 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":b01fa][img]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a302/UAMaverick/retard.jpg[/img][/quote:b01fa]


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Default 07-06-2006, 12:10 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by Hawke
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":4018d
Do you wear women's clothing now, porky?
........
wow
I lol'ed. I love it how you seem to talk alot about doing stuff with girls/ect yet you are a huge fucking nerd, literally.

As for what I did.....
Beach Party the Saturday before. Tons of hot chicks drunk + tits + jet sking + swimming + fireworks.

Then yesterday I spent most of the day jet sking and getting jumped on by 2 girls.
OMG NERDS DONT CONSORT WITH THE FEMALE ELEMENT!!

Get over your outdated social archetypes. There are no clicques where I live. There just arent enough in our little community. Also, in my experience, only nerds who are ashamed/self concious about their nerdiness have social issues. I have no such limitations, what interests me interests me and no one should be ashamed of that.

Plus, I attached myself to cool people early on, so I do have involvement with girls. Very rarely is any of it of a sexual nature. I did not have any sexual involvement with the girl who's bra I opened one handed.

Also, bravo, you called me 'huge'. Welcome to bandwagon land, population: unoriginal people everywhere. I dont care that Im obese. Its who I am. I have been working at changing it for personal health, not because of images of what a man should look like in calvin klein catalogues. Although it saddens me when people mock anybody when tryingto improve themselves. Best example from personal experience are the elitist assholes in gyms who watch and laugh at the fat kid on the treadmill. It only makes that person want to hide, and discourages them from continuing. I was one of the few who was unperturbed and slogged on. I have lost 97 pounds since last June, and anyone who wants to mock that, go right on ahead. I dont care.

Also, noone here really has the right to call anyone else here a nerd. Its a fucking internet forum, get over yourselves.[/quote:4018d]

Now correct me if im wrong, but...


didnt you lose most/all of your wait from surgery, and not from your own exercise, etc?
  
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Default 07-06-2006, 12:13 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":f7422]I said he was full of bullshit, I didnt brag about a thing.[/quote:f7422]
Yea, it was the usual. I summarized the less than earth shattering events of my July 4th as the thread proscribed, when I slipped an obvious attempt to up my E-penis skillz (OMG I HAVE FRIENDS... WHO ARE FEMALE. AREN'T I COOL... OR POTENTIALLY GAY?) and then duffy, patron saint of all Junior High stereotypes, bravely put forth his greater e-penis skillz (I ALWAYS WANTED A GAY FRIEND!!!!) and called my bluff.

In other words, neither of us bragged about anything (its not like I got any, and I didnt realize that, in making a faceacious comment about 1 handed bra removal, that it was in fact a difficult maneuver for some and they obviously felt threatened in some way by my great skillz), but it was duffy who wanted to look cool by trying to call an imaginary bluff. All you losers on your obsessive anti-coma tirades need to have antifreeze enemas.

(I once made a)Lasagna(with my dick): No. I said the all liquid diet I was on for 3 weeks after my gallbladder removal were the kickstart I needed to start losing weight. Fail.
  
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Default 07-06-2006, 12:15 AM

I know this pic is older than some of you but it's well fitted here.

[img]http://www.clint.ca/argue/argue.jpg[/img]

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Default 07-06-2006, 12:49 AM

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I know this pic is older than some of you but it's well fitted here.

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Default 07-06-2006, 01:14 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by Hawke
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":4d3f5
Do you wear women's clothing now, porky?
........
wow
I lol'ed. I love it how you seem to talk alot about doing stuff with girls/ect yet you are a huge fucking nerd, literally.

As for what I did.....
Beach Party the Saturday before. Tons of hot chicks drunk + tits + jet sking + swimming + fireworks.

Then yesterday I spent most of the day jet sking and getting jumped on by 2 girls.
OMG NERDS DONT CONSORT WITH THE FEMALE ELEMENT!!

Get over your outdated social archetypes. There are no clicques where I live. There just arent enough in our little community. Also, in my experience, only nerds who are ashamed/self concious about their nerdiness have social issues. I have no such limitations, what interests me interests me and no one should be ashamed of that.

Plus, I attached myself to cool people early on, so I do have involvement with girls. Very rarely is any of it of a sexual nature. I did not have any sexual involvement with the girl who's bra I opened one handed.

Also, bravo, you called me 'huge'. Welcome to bandwagon land, population: unoriginal people everywhere. I dont care that Im obese. Its who I am. I have been working at changing it for personal health, not because of images of what a man should look like in calvin klein catalogues. Although it saddens me when people mock anybody when tryingto improve themselves. Best example from personal experience are the elitist assholes in gyms who watch and laugh at the fat kid on the treadmill. It only makes that person want to hide, and discourages them from continuing. I was one of the few who was unperturbed and slogged on. I have lost 97 pounds since last June, and anyone who wants to mock that, go right on ahead. I dont care.

Also, noone here really has the right to call anyone else here a nerd. Its a fucking internet forum, get over yourselves.[/quote:4d3f5]

see what happens when you say the n word
  
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Default 07-06-2006, 01:23 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
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I said he was full of bullshit, I didnt brag about a thing.
Yea, it was the usual. I summarized the less than earth shattering events of my July 4th as the thread proscribed, when I slipped an obvious attempt to up my E-penis skillz (OMG I HAVE FRIENDS... WHO ARE FEMALE. AREN'T I COOL... OR POTENTIALLY GAY?) and then duffy, patron saint of all Junior High stereotypes, bravely put forth his greater e-penis skillz (I ALWAYS WANTED A GAY FRIEND!!!!) and called my bluff.

In other words, neither of us bragged about anything (its not like I got any, and I didnt realize that, in making a faceacious comment about 1 handed bra removal, that it was in fact a difficult maneuver for some and they obviously felt threatened in some way by my great skillz), but it was duffy who wanted to look cool by trying to call an imaginary bluff. All you losers on your obsessive anti-coma tirades need to have antifreeze enemas.

(I once made a)Lasagna(with my dick): No. I said the all liquid diet I was on for 3 weeks after my gallbladder removal were the kickstart I needed to start losing weight. Fail.[/quote:e6887]

Then why even mention the bra? Its obvious, for whatever reason, to look 1337 on teh intarwebs
  
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Default 07-06-2006, 03:07 AM

[quote=lasagna]
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":c6108
I said he was full of bullshit, I didnt brag about a thing.
Yea, it was the usual. I summarized the less than earth shattering events of my July 4th as the thread proscribed, when I slipped an obvious attempt to up my E-penis skillz (OMG I HAVE FRIENDS... WHO ARE FEMALE. AREN'T I COOL... OR POTENTIALLY GAY?) and then duffy, patron saint of all Junior High stereotypes, bravely put forth his greater e-penis skillz (I ALWAYS WANTED A GAY FRIEND!!!!) and called my bluff.

In other words, neither of us bragged about anything (its not like I got any, and I didnt realize that, in making a faceacious comment about 1 handed bra removal, that it was in fact a difficult maneuver for some and they obviously felt threatened in some way by my great skillz), but it was duffy who wanted to look cool by trying to call an imaginary bluff. All you losers on your obsessive anti-coma tirades need to have antifreeze enemas.

(I once made a)Lasagna(with my dick): No. I said the all liquid diet I was on for 3 weeks after my gallbladder removal were the kickstart I needed to start losing weight. Fail.
Then why even mention the bra? Its obvious, for whatever reason, to look 1337 on teh intarwebs[/quote:c6108]
lesson learned: inside jokes have no place on the internet oOo:
  
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Default 07-06-2006, 03:24 AM

3 fags sitting in a tree....
  
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Default 07-06-2006, 04:17 AM

[quote="Short Hand":1a63d]3 fags sitting in a tree....[/quote:1a63d]
P-O-P-P-I-N-G ROIDS!
  
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