Lame kill lines

Sergeant_Scrotum · **Lame kill lines -** 09-07-2002, 12:34 PM

I hate it when i go on to a server & the death lines are "so & so was MGed in the fucking head" or "so & so was sniped in the fucking arm" these are just lame! if people want to change the death messages at least make them funny! its not funny when you just ad the word fuck!

09-07-2002, 01:43 PM

theres a server running like a ghetto locolazation.txt... its like Cethin was assisanated by anti hero in da heart, or in da dome, or in da left arm, stupid stufff liek that.

{555}Melee · 09-07-2002, 03:10 PM

Yeah, alot of them are lame. but I have been to a few that were great. The other night I was in this server where, if you were to trip on your own nade, it would read;

"Melee doesn't understand the concept of throwing nades." man I laughed my arss off when I saw that. biggrin:

Or "Melee was blown away by the cheap rocket whore Mad Cow"

Sergeant_Scrotum · 09-07-2002, 03:41 PM

some of the ones im useing:

"in the right hand"= "in his jackoff hand"
"in the left hand"= "in his jack off hand"
"Will switch to Axis model & weapons next time you respawn"="fucken traitor"
"KAR98 - Sniper"="Satans weapon of choice"
"shotgun"="what you cant aim?"
"took himself out of commision"="Decided to help the other team"
"tripped on his own grenade"="Sat on his own nade & farted"
"played catch with himself"="Slept during nade school"
"blew himself up"="was to fucken close, you fucken idiot"
"was gunned down by"="was made look like a newb"
"was clubbed by"="was JUST SERIOUSLY embarresed by" (my personal fave) biggrin:

Hollywood · 09-07-2002, 04:14 PM

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":96dd3]some of the ones im useing:

"in the right hand"= "in his jackoff hand"
"in the left hand"= "in his jack off hand"
"Will switch to Axis model & weapons next time you respawn"="fucken traitor"
"KAR98 - Sniper"="Satans weapon of choice"
"shotgun"="what you cant aim?"
"took himself out of commision"="Decided to help the other team"
"tripped on his own grenade"="Sat on his own nade & farted"
"played catch with himself"="Slept during nade school"
"blew himself up"="was to fucken close, you fucken idiot"
"was gunned down by"="was made look like a newb"
"was clubbed by"="was JUST SERIOUSLY embarresed by" (my personal fave) biggrin:[/quote:96dd3]

Talk about lame eek:

warmonger · 09-07-2002, 04:30 PM

seems some ppl lack imiganation. not referring to anyone here tho biggrin: a few a good for a chuckle.

ClassicD · 09-07-2002, 05:59 PM

Just wondering, where can I edit my own version for hosting?

[WaffenSS]Cethin · 09-07-2002, 06:19 PM

Why do I always have to die to you Anti

Chronic Diarrhea · 09-07-2002, 06:59 PM

I was playing on this server today that when you would say "hey buddy get down!" on the Allied side it would actually say "hey fuckhead get down!" I thought that was pretty funny for some strange reason.

Sergeant_Scrotum · 09-07-2002, 08:41 PM

iv got some of those changed too:
"Taking fire! Need some help!"="Taking fire! get the fuck over here!"
"I owe you one."="I owe you my life."
"Come prepared next time!"="Come prepared next time! you fucking with the best now!"
"Stay out of my foxhole, pal!"="get your head out of my ass bitch!"
"A lot of good men are going to die because of his poor leadership."="I will pistol whip you if you keep fucking up dumbass"

Chronic Diarrhea · 09-07-2002, 08:46 PM

You should change "go on and run you yellow-bellies" to "you better run faster or Janet Reno will rape you!" Uh, ah, um, ok, that was "gh3y".

**SHOWS A LACK OF IMAGINATION -** 09-08-2002, 12:34 AM

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":45948]iv got some of those changed too:
"Taking fire! Need some help!"="Taking fire! get the fuck over here!"
"I owe you one."="I owe you my life."
"Come prepared next time!"="Come prepared next time! you fucking with the best now!"
"Stay out of my foxhole, pal!"="get your head out of my ass bitch!"
"A lot of good men are going to die because of his poor leadership."="I will pistol whip you if you keep fucking up dumbass"[/quote:45948]

the kill lines can be very funny without using bad language...if i stop by the server i wouldnt stay past the first line...i would think this server is run my an imature and not overy bright person...show some imagination..anyone can add the f word...i dont see the humor in that...in my server the club line says...WAS CLUBBED AND BEATEN LIKE A TIED UP GOAT...the rifle kill...WAS SMOKED LIKE A MULLET....STITCHED LIKE A CHEAP SHIRT...SCOPED AND NAILED TO THE BARN DOOR...and theres a lot more but none of them use the f word...players seem to enjoy them and i change them all the time just to keep them fresh...you may not find mine all that fuuny but there way above anything i see here...basicly it just describes a tasteless and trashy server....BUTCHER

Sindonesia · **Re: SHOWS A LACK OF IMAGINATION -** 09-08-2002, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by "Sargent_Scrotum":63529

iv got some of those changed too:
"Taking fire! Need some help!"="Taking fire! get the fuck over here!"
"I owe you one."="I owe you my life."
"Come prepared next time!"="Come prepared next time! you fucking with the best now!"
"Stay out of my foxhole, pal!"="get your head out of my ass bitch!"
"A lot of good men are going to die because of his poor leadership."="I will pistol whip you if you keep fucking up dumbass"

the kill lines can be very funny without using bad language...if i stop by the server i wouldnt stay past the first line...i would think this server is run my an imature and not overy bright person...show some imagination..anyone can add the f word...i dont see the humor in that...in my server the club line says...WAS CLUBBED AND BEATEN LIKE A TIED UP GOAT...the rifle kill...WAS SMOKED LIKE A MULLET....STITCHED LIKE A CHEAP SHIRT...SCOPED AND NAILED TO THE BARN DOOR...and theres a lot more but none of them use the f word...players seem to enjoy them and i change them all the time just to keep them fresh...you may not find mine all that fuuny but there way above anything i see here...basicly it just describes a tasteless and trashy server....BUTCHER[/quote:63529]

I couldn't agree with you more. When I go into a server with all the cursing, it makes it feel like there are a bunch of kids running the server. Bill Cosby was funny without cursing. (well some people thought so)

ClassicD · 09-08-2002, 01:38 AM

HOW do you set up your own lines!?

Which file is it you edit?

You've all edited your own stuff so you must know where it is eatthis:

09-08-2002, 03:58 AM

[quote="[WaffenSS]Cethin":d7f9c]Why do I always have to die to you Anti[/quote:d7f9c]

its plain and simple.. im your god