[Johnj]

Originally Posted by Tripper

Johnj, why were people shooting up your house?

They were looking for drugs or something like that. We didn't have any (or the right type) and they got stupid. ed:

[Madmartagen]

we've called 911 about 5 times for my dad and his heart attacks, one of them was on thanksgiving.

one time me and my best friend were toilet papering his gf and her friends house when we knew they were all having a sleepover. we went out like at 11pm and put toilet paper all over the lawn, trees...everything. when we were done, we grabbed our super soakers and rang the door bell and hid around the backside of the garage. when they all ran out, we blasted them in their nightgowns until they were soaked. they started screaming and yelling and ran back in the house and were still screaming. we grabbed our bags and guns and went back to the car and sat there for a min or two to see if they were going to come out. finally, 5 fuckin cop cars filled with a dozen officers bust in the street at 50mph from all directions and they spill out with their guns out and started looking around. the both of us were sitting there looking at all this in amazment before it finally dawned on me that they were prolly there for us. i told me friend that we should prolly give up and so we open the doors and get out with our hands up. 2 cars instantly beamed the lights in our faces and a few of them ran over to us and yelling at us to keep our hands in the air and then to lean against the car. although i have never had a run in with the law up until that point, i seemed to know exactly what to do and so i was pretty much cool and compliant with everything they were telling me to do. while i had my hands on the roof of the car, my idiot friend was fumbling around with his keys and they told him to get out of the car. i guess he wanted to put the keys in his pocket or kill the engine, but at any rate, he was taking too long, so one of them grab him by his shirt and drags him out of the car and pins him rather roughly against it. i just shook my head and scoffed at how retarded he was and then they told me to sit on the curb.

apparently, one of the neighbors thought that we were terrorizing the house with fully automatic weapons and with the girls screaming like a bunch of fags, it scared him and so he called the cops. i didnt see their faces, but they must have been pissed when they opened the trunk to find a light yellow and neon purple super soaker in the back of the car and not a pair of AK47's. they looked at us and laughed and told us to go home. the best part was that they didnt make us clean it up, so we drove off laughing. well i was, but he was pissed cause he got pwnt by that cop.

good times

oh yeah one time me and my bro tried to call santa clause at the north pole and ended up getting ahold of 911 or the operator. the cops showed up thinking something was wrong and gave my dad a bunch of shit because he had no idea why they showed up.

[lasagna]

Originally Posted by Madmartagen

one time me and my best friend were toilet papering his gf and her friends house when we knew they were all having a sleepover. we went out like at 11pm and put toilet paper all over the lawn, trees...everything. when we were done, we grabbed our super soakers and rang the door bell and hid around the backside of the garage. when they all ran out, we blasted them in their nightgowns until they were soaked. they started screaming and yelling and ran back in the house and were still screaming. we grabbed our bags and guns and went back to the car and sat there for a min or two to see if they were going to come out. finally, 5 fuckin cop cars filled with a dozen officers bust in the street at 50mph from all directions and they spill out with their guns out and started looking around. the both of us were sitting there looking at all this in amazment before it finally dawned on me that they were prolly there for us. i told me friend that we should prolly give up and so we open the doors and get out with our hands up. 2 cars instantly beamed the lights in our faces and a few of them ran over to us and yelling at us to keep our hands in the air and then to lean against the car. although i have never had a run in with the law up until that point, i seemed to know exactly what to do and so i was pretty much cool and compliant with everything they were telling me to do. while i had my hands on the roof of the car, my idiot friend was fumbling around with his keys and they told him to get out of the car. i guess he wanted to put the keys in his pocket or kill the engine, but at any rate, he was taking too long, so one of them grab him by his shirt and drags him out of the car and pins him rather roughly against it. i just shook my head and scoffed at how retarded he was and then they told me to sit on the curb.

apparently, one of the neighbors thought that we were terrorizing the house with fully automatic weapons and with the girls screaming like a bunch of fags, it scared him and so he called the cops. i didnt see their faces, but they must have been pissed when they opened the trunk to find a light yellow and neon purple super soaker in the back of the car and not a pair of AK47's. they looked at us and laughed and told us to go home. the best part was that they didnt make us clean it up, so we drove off laughing. well i was, but he was pissed cause he got pwnt by that cop.

good times

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