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Default 08-18-2006, 07:20 AM
Black people have denser bones.
  
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Default 08-18-2006, 10:52 AM
lol, yeah, I noticed this a lot in the swimming pools... all the black kid's would always be in the shallow end, but never once was there any in the deep
  
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Default 08-18-2006, 11:48 AM
i got bs on this. last month i went to a water park and saw this little black kid do flips like a pro..... (he had a beer belly and a fro)
  
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Default 08-18-2006, 11:49 AM
its the same way in bootcamp
  
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Default 08-18-2006, 11:50 AM
Yeah, but that was just ONE kid. That's like saying one hispanic kid doesnt like tacos, so it would only make sense that the entire population doesnt like tacos.
  
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Default 08-18-2006, 02:35 PM
[quote="Baby Dick Gruff":83f13]Yeah, but that was just ONE kid. That's like saying one hispanic kid doesnt like tacos, so it would only make sense that the entire population doesnt like tacos.[/quote:83f13]

what? i dont get what you're saying
  
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Default 08-18-2006, 03:00 PM
From experience with teaching people to swim...

Blacks seem to have trouble staying afloat in the water...they need to use twice the effort to stay up with kicking than most people.

Brown people can swim...but they look so awkward because they're stiff.
  
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[img]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b23/Stammering/1154819052193.jpg[/img]
  
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LOL
  
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HAHA!
  
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Default 08-18-2006, 07:14 PM
roflmfao....please tell me you know the artist?
  
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Default 08-18-2006, 08:20 PM
black people really are horribly swimmers, they get 2 options in swimming 1. is to drown 2. is to almost drown
  
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Default 08-18-2006, 08:22 PM
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black people really are horribly swimmers, they get 2 options in swimming 1. is to drown 2. is to almost drown
you can't forget number 3....

3. drown because of the weight of the t.v oOo: oOo: oOo:
  
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Default 08-18-2006, 08:23 PM
screw ya'll all

1) i can swim
2) all my black friends i grew up with can swim as well
  
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Default 08-18-2006, 08:26 PM
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screw ya'll all

1) i can swim
2) all my black friends i grew up with can swim as well
only cuz your titties are so long you can rap them around your shoulders to make floaties
  
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