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Default Cock news from Asia - 08-23-2006, 09:20 AM

[quote:f3fbe]NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.
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The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.

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Default 08-23-2006, 09:22 AM

Two words: Double Penetration


  
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Default 08-23-2006, 09:26 AM

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or one in the pink, and the other in the stink beer:


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Default 08-23-2006, 09:36 AM

Man, he'd be crazy to get rid of the 2nd dong. Imagine the money he could make in porn.


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Default 08-23-2006, 09:38 AM

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Default 08-23-2006, 09:44 AM

Does that mean he can bust a nut twice in a row?
  
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Default 08-23-2006, 10:10 AM

Depending on how the piping is hooked up, it's conceivable that he'd spunk out of both dorks simultaneously.

He's be like one of those wacky sprinklers with the wavy arms. biggrin:


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Default 08-23-2006, 10:20 AM

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Depending on how the piping is hooked up, it's conceivable that he'd spunk out of both dorks simultaneously.
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Default 08-23-2006, 10:26 AM

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Default 08-23-2006, 10:38 AM

It'd be funny if he could control it...heh heh.

"It's comin out the left one baby!"

Then BLAM! The right one blasts her in the eyes and forehead.

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Default 08-23-2006, 10:41 AM

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It'd be funny if he could control it...heh heh.

"It's comin out the left one baby!"

Then BLAM! The right one blasts her in the eyes and forehead.

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Default 08-23-2006, 10:42 AM

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It'd be funny if he could control it...heh heh.

"It's comin out the left one baby!"

Then BLAM! The right one blasts her in the eyes and forehead.

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He could have a chick on each side and shoot wad one left one right one left one right. Look like a milking an cow udder on their face


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Default 08-23-2006, 11:06 AM

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Default 08-23-2006, 12:03 PM

can always count on buttocks for the latest in cocks.

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Default 08-23-2006, 02:24 PM

z0nah: gg 2 hr pizza lunch...woot
Nyck1118: I could go for a slice of pepperoni right now
Nyck1118: email as an attachment plz
z0nah: haw haw
z0nah: One "Meat Lovers" on the way, extra sausage.
Nyck1118: http://www.bigsausagepizza.c**
z0nah: clearbrowsinghistory.gif
Nyck1118: lmao...oh no you clicked it
z0nah: 'course I clicked it
Nyck1118: lmao pwned
Nyck1118: catch a nice glipse of some dude with his fat cock stuck through a pizza box and pizza
z0nah: it just brought me to a "THIS IS AN ADULT WEBSITE" splash page...no pr0n pwnage occured
Nyck1118: awww damn :lonely:

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