The "Osama Yo-mama" Torture Thread!

Bazooka_Joe · **The "Osama Yo-mama" Torture Thread! -** 09-09-2002, 11:42 AM

I'm sure this already has ben made, but eh, oh well.

HOW WOULD YOU TORTURE OSAMA BIN LADEN ONCE HE WAS CAPTURED?

I would keep him in a cage just big enough for him to sit in. Take a piss on him to wake him up in the morning, feed him a square meal of 3 rats per day, and let him drink toilet water. About every six hours or so, I would send in "Mongo" to play with him for about 30 seconds. If he became heavily injured, I would bring him to a medic for healing so he couldn't die (after all, death is their overall greatest achivement!) Daily activitys would include shaving & showering, watching pornos, and making hm part of a Sept 11th exhibit, where all visitors get one free stone to do with as you please! biggrin:

We're still hunting you down, you Quickie-mart bastard!

Innoxx · 09-09-2002, 11:46 AM

I would realease him.................................... into the depths of space, let his raghead corpse orbit the earth so that the laser satellites can do their target practice.

09-09-2002, 11:50 AM

make him watch a combined oxygen/lifetime marathon with eyelids held open and remote hidden

^OdT^ · 09-09-2002, 11:51 AM

i'm with bazooka joe here............a long and painful process but without actually endangering his life, so he can suffer.......bastard

Zoner · 09-09-2002, 11:58 AM

I think I've posted this before:

I'd give him an incomplete sex change, performed by methadone addicts with rusty grapefruit spoons, then send him into a maximum security prison deep in the heart of Texas. I'd hang a sign around his neck saying "Treat me like the punk-bitch I am, you studly American man-whores. No lube required...I can take you all!"

Zone

Innoxx · 09-09-2002, 11:59 AM

Bring him to a strip bar. Maybe chip n' dales, but he might enjoy it

Innoxx · 09-09-2002, 12:01 PM

Bring him to a strip bar.

Pfc.Green · 09-09-2002, 12:32 PM

Tie him to a poll and crash small remote control airplanes into him untill he dies.

=[DOA]=VonMeyer · 09-09-2002, 12:54 PM

Id tie him up and make hiw watch sesame street for 7 days straight!

09-09-2002, 01:07 PM

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/sesame_street.jpg[/img]

i think he already watches

Divingdw · 09-09-2002, 01:08 PM

I'd cut off every piece of his body off 1 by 1, one day at a time, starting with his dick. Until he looks like the Vincent van Gogh version of the Black Knight in Monty Python. Then, I would cut his eyelids off and have Oprah Winfrey have lesbian sex with Rosie O' Donell in front of him. Then, I'd take Pfc. Green's idea of flying remote control airplanes into his head, except not until he dies. Last thing I would do is eatthis:

Innoxx · 09-09-2002, 01:14 PM

This actually happened in the middle ages..... Take a long metal spike, bury it, sharp end up, strip him nude, and impale him on the stake, through the anus..... so his own weight slides him down the stake, and eventually he will die, get his cronies and put em in a circle so they can witness themselves dying.... very slowly and painfully.

RandomSkater · 09-09-2002, 01:26 PM

ow...the model plane idea sounds good... but why kill him so fast? give him about a year or 2 of torture

Bazooka_Joe · 09-09-2002, 01:31 PM

Ooh! I know, I'd put him in American Gladiators!

Pfc.Green · 09-09-2002, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandomSkater

ow...the model plane idea sounds good... but why kill him so fast? give him about a year or 2 of torture

ok torture him for a few years, then do the plane idea.