[Airborne Butters]

Somehow, everytime I wake up after a party or what have you, I somehow hurt my hand. For example, when I got drunk at my friends house and lost by one cup in beer pong, I proceeded to punch the hell out of a 5 foot wood cut out of a Mexican man, that my friend stole. Now when your drunk, this seems like a good idea, but when you wake up in the morning with your nuckles bruised and looking like a baby bear claw, it sucks.

The weirdest is when I'll wake up with cuts,bruises and weird marks on my hands/wrist. My friend , who's usually sober, is with me all night and can't figure out how I got the marks, but thinks I might have killed someone. Sometimes it's just blood, no cuts on my hands...