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Default 09-26-2006, 06:40 PM

[quote="TGB!":1c3f9]Coleman wont be getting banned.[/quote:1c3f9]
typical....the likes of comatose and Duffy are continually persecuted,
whilst Coleman stands, hands on hips and head back, laughing at authority... annoy:
  
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Default 09-26-2006, 06:48 PM

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hey wannabe white bread , show me where the fuck I hated on a celeb. i said it was a good move on the part of the musical people to sign celebs and that she did good dropping that fake ass image and becoming a sexy girl.

lay of the god damn crack blackie, colemans hatin not me
You married fat. Deal with that and the fact that a man with a lifetime of KFC could steal your Wide-Load away from ya.
  
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Default 09-26-2006, 06:51 PM

[quote="TGB!":d5fff]
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hey wannabe white bread , show me where the fuck I hated on a celeb. i said it was a good move on the part of the musical people to sign celebs and that she did good dropping that fake ass image and becoming a sexy girl.

lay of the god damn crack blackie, colemans hatin not me
You married fat. Deal with that and the fact that a man with a lifetime of KFC could steal your Wide-Load away from ya.[/quote:d5fff]

very 4th grade and honestly quite typical, for all the intelligence you try to show off your insults are as tired as great great grandpa tgb after a long day in the fields


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Default 09-26-2006, 06:58 PM

Yes, Im black - WOE IS ME!

Hows that "inner beauty" thing working out for ya? I mean, step up your game a bit, get rid of that 20 yr old baby fat, and you might not have had to marry the lower class version of Linda Tripp. Just a thought.
  
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Default 09-26-2006, 07:05 PM

[quote="TGB!":2d2a8]Yes, Im black - WOE IS ME!

Hows that "inner beauty" thing working out for ya? I mean, step up your game a bit, get rid of that 20 yr old baby fat, and you might not have had to marry the lower class version of Linda Tripp. Just a thought.
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damn...
  
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Default 09-26-2006, 07:05 PM

lol...so how many stds have you contracted so far

some people enjoy the married life, some dont enjoy the mild discomfort and burn when you pee


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Default 09-26-2006, 07:08 PM

I thought her 15 minutes of fame were up already?


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Default 09-26-2006, 07:12 PM

I'd hit it, who the fuck cares if she can do algebra or not
  
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Default 09-26-2006, 07:13 PM

A Gajillion Million!

Ha - I love how you try and make it as if one is anti-marraige. Naw nigga - Im anti-fatty. . .

And know, "thick" chicks dont count as fatties. A woman needs a little cushion on her, but you dont want to have to be playing marco-polo trying to get at the C-Spot.

I mean from one man to another: one or two laps around the block. At night. When theres no danger she'll block out the sun. In two to twenty years, shell drop a size or two, and when you go on vacation you wont have to buy three seats.


[quote:5fb3b]I thought her 15 minutes of fame were up already?[/quote:5fb3b]

Shes the sane one now. And despite her bonehead move on SNL, she wont be hampered by the shit her sister was.
  
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Default 09-26-2006, 07:20 PM

Nyck was reported hating on JK rowling because she made a lot of money.


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Default 09-26-2006, 07:55 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":a3ca3]Nyck was reported hating on JK rowling because she made a lot of money.[/quote:a3ca3]


JK Rowlings loves penis


  
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Default 09-26-2006, 09:00 PM

i'd rather watch two huns shit on eachother
  
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Default 09-26-2006, 09:16 PM

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i'd rather watch two huns shit on eachother
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Default 09-26-2006, 09:52 PM

[img]http://www.foxnews.com/images/225338/0_21_ashlee_simpson.jpg[/img]

WTF? Is that even human? Its like a Teenie Bopper Joan Rivers ed:

She was wayyyy hotter in her punk phase
  
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Default 09-26-2006, 09:57 PM

[quote=Judas]
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As for Simpson. Shes hot. Saw her in concert.
for some reason im finding that hard to believe. there mustve been a white woman involved.[/quote:005a3]

a thick jewish one with no ankles and big sloppy titties... spank:
  
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