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Default 11-02-2006, 02:10 PM

[quote="TGB!":84964]Hedberg is about as hit and miss as Dane Cook is, its just Cook is more popular than Hedberg (which isnt likely to change since one is dead and the other isnt). Cook does have some funny bits.

I liken Cook to that jock who also just happened to be the class clown, making wildly inappropiate jokes, but still being able to get a laugh because of who he is. A lot of stuff doesnt stick, but the stuff that does is great.

As Zoner pointed out, Cook has been around far longer than this "MySpace Generation" crap. . .theyre just the ones pimping his shit now.
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yea I have 2 of hedbergs albums and the one where he is all shit ass blown out on drugs seems funnier for some reason


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Default 11-02-2006, 02:38 PM

I dont like how people think he's a god because they saw him on myspace. Ilike his cd's but i dont like the people who quote him.
  
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Default 11-02-2006, 02:41 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":5e77a]I dont like how people think he's a god because they saw him on myspace. Ilike his cd's but i dont like the people who quote him.[/quote:5e77a]
Hey man, that Dane Cook is a silly bitch and we all know it.

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Default 11-02-2006, 03:02 PM

[quote="TGB!":265b7]Hedberg is about as hit and miss as Dane Cook is, its just Cook is more popular than Hedberg (which isnt likely to change since one is dead and the other isnt). Cook does have some funny bits.
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But even on Hedbergs "misses", they are still very cleverly thought out jokes, and even if the material is less than funny, the cleverness of it is what makes me laugh. Hedberg knows alot of his stuff is stupid, he even says that alot in his standup, while Cook has some funny material, sure, but its very unimaginative IMO and often recycled.


  
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Default 11-02-2006, 04:24 PM

i rarely agree with Nyck but dane cook sucks balls
  
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Default 11-02-2006, 04:46 PM

I like Dane Cook a lot. I think people like to take shots at him because hes incredibly popular.


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Default 11-02-2006, 05:20 PM

Dane Cook has some good points, and so does Mitch Hedberg, but both can be not funny.

BTW, I heard from someone who knows someone who lived with Dane Cook when they were much younger that Dane was gay.
  
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Default 11-02-2006, 05:47 PM

George Carlin >
  
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Default 11-02-2006, 06:30 PM

Will Ferrell sucks fucking cock. I can't even begin to understand how people think he's funny.
  
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Default 11-02-2006, 07:04 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":0ce71]I like Dane Cook a lot. I think people like to take shots at him because hes incredibly popular.[/quote:0ce71]

no

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Default 11-02-2006, 07:13 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d7c48]George Carlin >[/quote:d7c48]

his new stuff was horrible.


Dane Cook is funny, his latest stand up Vicious Circle on HBO wasnt as funny as his 2 CD's. His CD's are funny as shit.


  
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Default 11-02-2006, 08:02 PM

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his new stuff was horrible.


Dane Cook is funny, his latest stand up Vicious Circle on HBO wasnt as funny as his 2 CD's. His CD's are funny as shit.[/quote:dd52e]

yeah. i hate the way he's heading


  
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Default 11-02-2006, 08:07 PM

George Carlin needs to not be political, his old shit is absolutely the funniest shit ive ever heard. But like i said, his new stuff was complete BS, i laughed maybe 2 times.


  
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Default 11-02-2006, 08:59 PM

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George Carlin needs to not be political, his old shit is absolutely the funniest shit ive ever heard. But like i said, his new stuff was complete BS, i laughed maybe 2 times.
yea hes good, i like dane cook, hedburg, jim gaffigan, brian regan, carlin and a bunch....many comedians talk about everyday things...i dont care what they talk about...as long as its funny...im not picky as you guys.
  
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Shaun Majumder
Russell Peters
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