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Default 11-10-2006, 01:49 PM

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If you worry about it all day and have no confidence in yourself you'll end up having a crappy time and most likely embarrass yourself in the process. Look, obviously this girl likes something about you or she wouldn't go out on a date...so at least have some mild confidence in yourself and a loose plan of what you're doing or you'll end up looking like a git. Remember, your internet friends can't help you with everything on your date.
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Default 11-10-2006, 01:52 PM

Like any man here worth his salt my best advise would be to do her in the butt...

It is all about confidence, sound interested in what she has to do but don't kiss her arse, if there's other ladies there pay them a little attention too so she doesn't get on an ego trip. Remember you're in charge here & this bish is the one who wants to shag you!
  
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Default 11-10-2006, 01:56 PM

Eat her.
  
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Default 11-10-2006, 02:00 PM

Bro, SHE called YOU. That instantly puts the ball in your court. Just act like you're the fucking man with a 10 lb cack. Do you have any clues as to what her interests are? That's key to developing a good date if it's in an intimate environment. During dinner, don't stare at her too much, and don't look down at your food too much. Just kinda act like you're just having a meal with a friend. The best GF I ever had I truly thought of her as one of my closest friends, and as such it was so natural to hang with her (unless she was going to go do some fag stuff like shopping or getting a manacure). When she's telling you a story smile and chuckle at the right times, even if it's the gayest shit you've ever heard. Girls like a good smile. That is fact.

First dates are always a bitch...ALWAYS. Just remember she's probably shitting her pants as much as you are. She's worrying about it being awkward in any way. Try to do the little things that you would around your friends (unless those "things" include telling cock jokes and other manly things). By doing just the little nuances, and acting in a completely natural state, it's going to put her at ease which in turn will put you at ease as well. It will open up for more interesting conversation, other than the scripted "so what are you majoring in?" type of questions. Just make sure to smile enough. Smiling naturally makes people feel like they know a person well. It makes a person seem very outgoing, amiable, and easy to get along with. She's trying to scope out what kind of person you are, and smiling will show her you're enthusiastic.


K I don't have much else to say. I've given you advice on this shit in the past, just take it for what it's worth. I've had a variety of GFs and I've dated very shy girls and very wild girls, and some in-between.
  
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Default 11-10-2006, 02:00 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":3df2a]Like any man here worth his salt my best advise would be to do her in the butt...[/quote:3df2a]
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Default 11-10-2006, 02:00 PM

Good going Coma.

i'm not the right person to give ya advice...listen to Zoner's...it sounds good to me.

Just don't be an idiot.


  
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Default 11-10-2006, 02:48 PM

Well, I'm suprised theres a chick out there who wants to jump your bones...

Don't fuck it up coma, lol. This may be your one chance.

Don't dress like a slob, but don't overdress.

Run through in your head how you'll play it in both best and worst case scenario. Imagine yourself actually doing it. Its a good quick mental trick that I use to make myself comfortable about a situation I'm going into, if I feel uneasy about it....Like the crucial first date for instance.

Rent swingers, and watch it the day before your date.

And lastly: stand up straight and act like you mean it, ya big-ass bitch.
  
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Default 11-10-2006, 03:05 PM

masturbate before the date, you wont be so terrified of the date after that.
  
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Default 11-10-2006, 03:07 PM

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masturbate before the date, you wont be so terrified of the date after that.
lol

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Default 11-10-2006, 03:08 PM

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masturbate before the date, you wont be so terrified of the date after that.
Lmao, yeah, also cuts chance of poppin' a boner by 50%
  
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Default 11-10-2006, 03:09 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":b7b16]
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masturbate before the date, you wont be so terrified of the date after that.
Lmao, yeah, also cuts chance of poppin' a boner by 50%[/quote:b7b16]
sadly, not for me loney:
  
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Default 11-10-2006, 03:23 PM

pee in her butt rock:
  
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Default 11-10-2006, 03:51 PM

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Default 11-10-2006, 04:01 PM

Just be yourself, dont rush things, dont be stupid and try to get into her pants unless you're invited. I prefer the going out to a small restaurant, or pub for a quiet drink. You have to pay for her meal, open doors for her - the works. Remember she'll be as nervous are you are. Just try to relax and enjoy it! Gain the experience if nothing else.
  
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Default 11-10-2006, 04:01 PM

keep her on a leash
  
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