[Chronic Diarrhea]

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

so we went back to her dorm, and stayed there until her RA came around 1:30 to yell at me for being a dude in a chicks dorm past visiting hours (ends at 12) so I had to leave.

ROFL I once almost got in some deep motherfucking shit for being in a girl's dorm my freshman year. It was probably about 2:00 am, and we had just got done with our business. I'm like "I have to take a piss" so I wrap a towel around my nakedness and peek out of the door. I look left, right, no girls, no RA's to be found. Success. I dash across the hall into the girl's bathroom and go inside. FUCK!!! There's an RA washing her hands. I panic, but she's not paying attention, so I dash into one of the stalls, close the door, and wait until she GTFO. That would have been awesome if I had gotten caught like that, because here it's something like a $100 fine for being in there past 12:00, and I probably would have gotten more than that for having my dong flopping free.