[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

OK Lads we have an Emergency Action Message from Slag Headquarters:

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By the grace of God I somehow managed to get that slags number ^ but I asked for it over MSN like a geek/pussy... Anyhow I asked her if shes gana be partying over the Christmas period & she said she wanted to go out clubbing on Thursday but had no-one to go with dance: I had planned on going out clubbing with my best mate & another girl but the previous girl blew out so might be easy for her to just take her place. Problem is my best mate... He also likes her & works with her oOo:

Do I do the sneaky thing & try to make it just me & her go clubbing? It may be a little bit too much too soon & it would prolly make my friend mad. Or I could just invite her & my friend along but then it's two guys & 1 girl rolleyes: Maybe I should ring her up & just her & me have a drink? I dunno if shes that interested tho & she said she wants to party- bah!

Aaargh! Whats more -I lose all my smoothness & cool when I talk to her, everything I ever learned about girls goes right out the window. My chances of getting anywhere with the dream slag are slim but fk it!- who dares wins!

Help the fluff so he can wake up to her on Christmas morning! rock: