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Senior Member
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Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
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12-23-2006, 07:31 PM
WTF M8
I am now severly depressed, I just got back from a night out in the county town- Maidstone, this town is the capital of the county of Kent, my area, it should be full of hoes on a night out. What's more, it's the Saturday before Christmas, WTF! It should be punanni heaven. But I went out with my best mate to all the local bars & it was all just full of guys. rolleyes: ed: oOo: sleeping: cuss: nag:
I thought my small town area was bad but now I go to the big shot area of the county & it's still the same bs. WTF! Theres meant to be more women in the world than men, I'd like to know where the fuck they are? I mean wtf! We were in one bar & it pretty much summed it up as there were about 8 groups of guys & only 2 girls in the entire area. oOo: Where the fuck are all the women? Are they at home frigging in the rigging or what? We went on to a club & it was just as bad...
Sometimes I get so fkn sick of being single, how you meant to pull in these circumstances? How you meant to treat a gf like shyt if theres no others to pull? What really fkd me off is when we were trying to get into a funky club but we were turned away merely because we were guys & asked to come back 30 mins later. The entire point of the night was to go to this particular club, the area is hard to get to & we were turned away merely kus we have dicks. We decided to come back 30 mins later like the bouncer said but he still turned us away then. mad:
Hot girls have it easier than they could ever imagine, they get into some clubs for free, get free fukin drinks & even have like 40+ guys come up to them in one night & offer them a good shagging. Being a guy fucking sucks! I can't even get near a hot ho on the dancefloor kus of all the gadam rookies trying to pull em.
cuss: cuss: cuss:
Anyone else have this problem? It better not be like this in London otherwise I'm gana be pissed, I'm so annoyed about that nightclub, if they didn't let me in kus I was a girl you can bet there'd be a suffragette/feminist movement, it would be all over the news & a massive uproar & it would be in the paper & everthing. But kus I'm a guy no-one blinks an eye- Fookin bullshyt! stupid:
bah!
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Colonel
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Location: United States of England
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12-23-2006, 07:59 PM
prey on student cities, those type of girls love a bit of fun one nighters.
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Senior Member
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Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
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12-23-2006, 08:04 PM
yer they should all be back from uni for Christmas, they all sittin at home playin with the rampant rabbit or what? I want figures stating more guys than girls in UK kus I refuse to believe anything else... hake:
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2nd Lieutenant
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Location: Redmond, Home of Microsoft
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12-23-2006, 11:51 PM
Ha... Fluffs has just hit my wall. I can go into the Seattle metro area, in the "hottest" part of the city and i'll see a 10:1 ratio thats not in my favor. I've done The Kirkland waterfront area that was supposed to be stacked, and it was all swingin dicks, or chicks clung to there guy. Now i just hit my usual bar, and get discounts fromt he hot waitress, i gave up. Honestly fluff, no damned idea where they are.
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Major General
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Location: University Park, PA
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12-24-2006, 01:01 AM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1cafa]WTF M8
Fluffy's huge dilema
bah![/quote:1cafa]
I don't know about real life after college. But when you're in college, that's how it works as well in America. If you're a dick, you better know a frat brother or have chicks with you if you want to get in. The solution to the whole mess? 1.) Join a frat yourself so you can get all the pussy you want. 2.) start up/go to apartment parties without the gay greek shit.
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Captain
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Location: Wherever you're not !!
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12-24-2006, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
........i gave up. Honestly fluff, no damned idea where they are.
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They're here in NY. There's no shortage of snatch here my friends.
Pencil in NYC on a place you must visit. Arkan will even buy drinks.
EDIT: speaking of snatch, wonder how TGB is making out in Japan.
The world is my urinal
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2nd Lieutenant
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12-24-2006, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
........i gave up. Honestly fluff, no damned idea where they are.
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They're here in NY. There's no shortage of snatch here my friends.
Pencil in NYC on a place you must visit. Arkan will even buy drinks.
EDIT: speaking of snatch, wonder how TGB is making out in Japan. |
Next place on my list is actually cali. |
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Command Sergeant Major
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12-24-2006, 12:16 PM
fluffy, all the nice british girls are here, in florida. biggrin:
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Senior Member
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Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
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02-07-2007, 10:40 AM
Woot one of my favourite threads is back biggrin:
I was chattin to that hot girl whos at uni the other day on MSN. The one I'm in love with & have posted her pic on this thread loads of times, but just to remind you...
[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274704624_296556_4887.jpg[/img]
One on Left!
Anyhoo I'm still playing it cool but trying to chat someone up over MSN is just b.s. I managed to do some smooth geek moves like sending my webcam then cancelling it. When she said 'send again' I said 'say pls', then when she said 'pls' I was like. 'On yer knees & beg' & when she did that I said 'how appropriate'. the_finger: I don't know why I like her, there are cuter girls but there's just something about the movements & mannerisms of this one...
I start work in London Paddington next week though, should keep me a bit more busy, I hate to think shes having a better time than me. I'm gana save up my £ & go & buy some new suits & hit the town & get some pussy nouveau! She's just too far away & playing it too cool for me to try anything else. rolleyes:
BTW Arkan partly why I wanted to work for VISA is kus it's an international company. Means I may get to take a trip to NYC & check out your claim biggrin: I have actually been to NYC before in 03. I saw the prettiest girl I've ever seen in a cafe there, she looked a bit like a young Audrey Hepburn ed:
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Colonel
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02-07-2007, 11:03 AM
Hannah <3
Its slow going, but hopefully something more serious will come about
[img]http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4995/hannahjq7.jpg[/img]
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General of the Army
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02-07-2007, 12:26 PM
dont count your chickens, coma - a soon as she sees you pop a hartd-on to battlestar fagtastica she'll gaps the scene.
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Administrator
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02-07-2007, 12:28 PM
HAW HAW HAW!
Maybe she's into that show too. They'll diddle each other whilst watching.
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Senior Member
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02-07-2007, 12:34 PM
Or if she's a trekky you could do the Mista Spock finger manoeuvre biggrin:
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Wicki_Hand001_edited.JPG/180px-Wicki_Hand001_edited.JPG[/img]
Sorry m8, couldn't resist.. rock:
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General of the Army
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02-07-2007, 12:34 PM
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HAW HAW HAW!
Maybe she's into that show too. They'll diddle each other whilst watching.
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lollll
"ooooh yes, command my starfleet you sexy fuck"
"fucken dock your spacecraft in my loading-bay - oooo yea" |
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2nd Lieutenant
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Location: Good ol' England!
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02-07-2007, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
HAW HAW HAW!
Maybe she's into that show too. They'll diddle each other whilst watching.
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lollll
"ooooh yes, command my starfleet you sexy fuck"
"fucken dock your spacecraft in my loading-bay - oooo yea" |
loooooooll biggrin: |
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