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Default i bent my wookie - 03-14-2007, 06:14 PM
[quote:22ee2]Husband hung like a wonky after penis break

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 A husband pleasured his wife so passionately he broke his penis.

Robert McClenahan, 38, was left writhing in agony after his mishap.

'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,' said his 32-year-old wife, Emma.

'We turned on the light and it was bent.'

The couple, from Colchester, Essex, went to hospital and Mr McClenahan ended up having surgery two days later.

'He laughs about it now, but he didn't at the time,' said his wife.[/quote:22ee2]

http://www.metro.co.uk/metrosexual/arti ... _page_id=8
  
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Default 03-14-2007, 06:31 PM
*crosses legs and pretends he didn't read that*

[img]http://www.averagesizepenis.info/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/22172828.jpg[/img]

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Default 03-14-2007, 07:02 PM
i bet she was on top
  
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Default 03-14-2007, 10:04 PM
omfg im in pain just reading that
  
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Default 03-14-2007, 10:42 PM
brokedick

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Default 03-15-2007, 03:30 PM
that fear was always in the back of my mind when my ex was on top. that story made my cok sad just reading it. ouch
  
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Default 03-15-2007, 03:38 PM
eek: eek: eek:
  
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Default 03-15-2007, 03:41 PM
just bend it back, jeez...i don't see what the big deal is. stupid:
  
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Default 03-15-2007, 04:37 PM
It's like stubbing your big toe......hurts like a bitch

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Default 03-15-2007, 06:53 PM
thisthreadisworthlesswithoutpics:
  
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Default 03-16-2007, 12:07 PM
ouch
  
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Default 03-16-2007, 12:24 PM
shit happens. Only problem I would see is that afterward you would have a bruised dick, and fucking with a bruised dick hurts like hell.
  
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Default 03-16-2007, 05:06 PM
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Default 03-16-2007, 05:14 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":37445]and fucking with a bruised dick hurts like hell.[/quote:37445]

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 03-19-2007, 09:49 AM
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