[Lance_B@ss_Pwnz]

Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

1964 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1964 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends Nobod y goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Ma rk. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1964 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping
1964 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1964 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1964: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007</SPAN>: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed .
1964 - Ants die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's D ad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
1964 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison



So fucking true.

[Nyck]

thanks for sharing your fwd:'s

[TonyMontana]

[quote="Stub_a_Dub":ec144]

So fucking true.[/quote:ec144]

no.

[Unknown_Sniper]

some of those are a bit extreme. I especially like the one about the ants.
1964 - Ants die.

[Lance_B@ss_Pwnz]

[quote=TonyMontana]

Originally Posted by "Stub_a_Dub":61aea

So fucking true.

no.[/quote:61aea]


Well pal I have seen some of that shit happen so it is true, when you grow up maybe youll learn thta it is true.

[Stammer]

[quote="Stub_a_Dub":421e4][quote=TonyMontana]

Originally Posted by "Stub_a_Dub":421e4

So fucking true.

no.[/quote:421e4]


Well pal I have seen some of that shit happen so it is true, when you grow up maybe youll learn thta it is true.[/quote:421e4]

no.

[Lance_B@ss_Pwnz]

[quote=Stammer][quote="Stub_a_Dub":dda4a]

Originally Posted by TonyMontana

no.

Well pal I have seen some of that shit happen so it is true, when you grow up maybe youll learn thta it is true.[/quote:dda4a]

no.[/quote:dda4a]


I wish I lived in your guys fantasy world, damn your lucky people, or naive.

[Zoner]

Originally Posted by Nyck

thanks for sharing your fwd:'s

I wish I could create a filter here the same as Gmail and Outlook.

This post ---> Deleted Items

[Nyck]

[quote="Stub_a_Dub":8c4b3][quote=TonyMontana]

Originally Posted by "Stub_a_Dub":8c4b3

So fucking true.

no.[/quote:8c4b3]


Well pal I have seen some of that shit happen so it is true, when you grow up maybe youll learn thta it is true.[/quote:8c4b3]

"and you are?????"
[img]http://img.snlarc.jt.org/arc/char/DaSp-Dick%20Clark's%20receptionist.jpg[/img]

[Lance_B@ss_Pwnz]

[quote=Nyck][quote="Stub_a_Dub":cd21d]

Originally Posted by TonyMontana

no.

Well pal I have seen some of that shit happen so it is true, when you grow up maybe youll learn thta it is true.[/quote:cd21d]

"and you are?????"
[img]http://img.snlarc.jt.org/arc/char/DaSp-Dick%20Clark's%20receptionist.jpg[/img][/quote:cd21d]






?


I thought Zoner would agree as he is an old fuck too hmm, makes me wonder. but you are canadian so you might not understand, Arkan will.

[Zoner]

ah haw haw haw! Teh funneh = received

[TonyMontana]

[quote="Stub_a_Dub":58ac8][quote=Stammer][quote="Stub_a_Dub":58ac8]

Originally Posted by TonyMontana

no.

Well pal I have seen some of that shit happen so it is true, when you grow up maybe youll learn thta it is true.[/quote:58ac8]

no.[/quote:58ac8]


I wish I lived in your guys fantasy world, damn your lucky people, or naive.[/quote:58ac8]

its called canada.

[Nyck]

[quote="Stub_a_Dub":8a08f][quote=Nyck][quote="Stub_a_Dub":8a08f]

Originally Posted by TonyMontana

no.

Well pal I have seen some of that shit happen so it is true, when you grow up maybe youll learn thta it is true.[/quote:8a08f]

"and you are?????"
[img]http://img.snlarc.jt.org/arc/char/DaSp-Dick%20Clark's%20receptionist.jpg[/img][/quote:8a08f]

?[/quote:8a08f]

well pal when you grow up maybe you'll learn about it.

[Lance_B@ss_Pwnz]

[quote=TonyMontana][quote="Stub_a_Dub":e2c6f][quote=Stammer]

Originally Posted by "Stub_a_Dub":e2c6f

Well pal I have seen some of that shit happen so it is true, when you grow up maybe youll learn thta it is true.

no.[/quote:e2c6f]


I wish I lived in your guys fantasy world, damn your lucky people, or naive.[/quote:e2c6f]

its called canada.[/quote:e2c6f]


Ahh I see, the USA wasnt always so ghey, but now I see canada was and is, damn bleeding hear liberals, tree huggers, turning the world in to shit.

It will really suck when Mexico, USA, and Canada unite, god will thta blow.

[Tripper]

[quote="Stub_a_Dub":ae002][quote=Stammer][quote="Stub_a_Dub":ae002]

Originally Posted by TonyMontana

no.

Well pal I have seen some of that shit happen so it is true, when you grow up maybe youll learn thta it is true.[/quote:ae002]

no.[/quote:ae002]


I wish I lived in your guys fantasy world, damn your lucky people, or naive.[/quote:ae002]

Who the fuck gets arrested for having paracetemol....? Bullshit.

Honestly if you love 1964 so much why dont you fucking call up doc brown and borrow the delorean, freak.