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Default 05-23-2007, 05:57 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e4347]i call bullshits on that 01 party[/quote:e4347]

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Default 05-23-2007, 08:26 PM
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himmler, what did her pussy feel like?
bro i was gonna call u up last night and see if you wanted to share some pussy with me.

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Default 05-23-2007, 09:33 PM
that story is mad LOL
  
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Default 05-23-2007, 09:46 PM
It's fake, shit like that doesn't happen.
  
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Default 05-23-2007, 10:48 PM
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It's fake, shit like that doesn't happen.
I'm sure it does
Only in your fantasy world blase you dirty slut.
  
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Default 05-23-2007, 11:04 PM
Stupid Trooper....didn't even fuck her. Got a cheap blowjob now will lose his job over it. Dumbass.

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Default 05-23-2007, 11:13 PM
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It's fake, shit like that doesn't happen.
I'm sure it does
Only in your fantasy world blase you dirty slut.
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Default 05-23-2007, 11:57 PM
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It's fake, shit like that doesn't happen.
Maybe not at 15 years old, but I know more than one girl in college who gets reamed by multiple guys in one night. I know a girl who fucked 3 guys in a bathroom in one night.
  
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Default 05-24-2007, 01:21 AM
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shaved my pubes a lil too much and now its painfully sore.
the groin is the worst place to get razor bumps, the girlies think its herpes
  
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Default 05-24-2007, 09:09 AM
She's fugly I would have asked her for payment of my services to her.
  
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Default 05-24-2007, 02:05 PM
i'll bet that man wasn't born with the middle name "Randy"... what a moocher
  
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