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Default 05-24-2007, 05:14 PM

i slept with my parents, but it froze when i "get undressed"



  
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Default 05-24-2007, 06:07 PM

I ate beans and became a hobo
  
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Default 05-24-2007, 06:11 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":3812d]i slept with my parents, but it froze when i "get undressed"[/quote:3812d]
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Default 05-24-2007, 07:49 PM

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path?[/quote:7b367] go to tunnel, go right, option on the bottom



  
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Default 05-24-2007, 07:55 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":f1e8d][quote=CoMaToSe]
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path?[/quote:f1e8d] go to tunnel, go right, option on the bottom[/quote:f1e8d]
sounds like you embellished your ending a bit
  
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Default 05-25-2007, 06:03 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":01587]
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path?
go to tunnel, go right, option on the bottom[/quote:01587]
sounds like you embellished your ending a bit[/quote:01587]

Down the manhole, to the time machine, sleep with your mother to father yourself, and then click on the buttons on her shirt. After 3 out of 6 are undone you get killed by the manticore.
  
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Default 05-25-2007, 06:05 AM

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sounds like you embellished your ending a bit[/quote:bf843]

Down the manhole, to the time machine, sleep with your mother to father yourself, and then click on the buttons on her shirt. After 3 out of 6 are undone you get killed by the manticore.[/quote:bf843]
[quote:bf843]i slept with my parents, but it froze when i "get undressed"[/quote:bf843]
  
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Default 05-25-2007, 06:40 AM

hjow the fuck do i get back to crazyland? god damn this game and its secrets


  
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Default 05-25-2007, 10:31 AM

yeah crimson room. that was sweet.
  
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Default 05-25-2007, 02:49 PM

wtf the number at the URL was wrong. jewish lies cuss:
  
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Default 05-25-2007, 05:08 PM

Fucking Manticore, I was about to take off some fine white secretary's clothes and I got devoured by it. I did get to strip the top off of a fellow acrobat, which was gay because I went to put it back on like a true gentlemen only to be devoured by the Manticore, again.
  
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Default 05-26-2007, 01:20 AM

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Fucking Manticore, I was about to take off some fine white secretary's clothes and I got devoured by it. I did get to strip the top off of a fellow acrobat, which was gay because I went to put it back on like a true gentlemen only to be devoured by the Manticore, again.
That manticore is a cockblocker.
  
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Default 05-26-2007, 06:42 AM

i stole some captain's ship, and it said i won the game



  
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