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Default 06-08-2007, 06:47 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":58fe5]I can't believe this is happening...i just...i don't know how much more of this i can take



*..roughs up suspect to Paris tribute pics/vids..*[/quote:58fe5] at least Mr. Buttocks has returned!



  
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Default 06-08-2007, 07:07 PM

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if all american girls are really like paris hilton...I just lost my respect for american girls
yeah shawn. all american girls are like paris hilton.
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Default 06-08-2007, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TGB!":d4de0][quote=Nyck]Skankbot has been ordered back to jail

[url="http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/hilton-order-back-to-jail/
http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/hilton-or ... k-to-jail/[/url]

ahahahah

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[quote:d4de0]

The judge has just addressed the court and said, "I don't know why the defendant couldn't be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility."

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as being being "physically dragged" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
[/quote:d4de0]

Hows your daughter doing?[/quote:d4de0]

great!

hows yours? aborted...oh sorry bout that


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Default 06-08-2007, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TGB!":a03f4][quote=Nyck]Skankbot has been ordered back to jail

[url="http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/hilton-order-back-to-jail/
http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/hilton-or ... k-to-jail/[/url]

ahahahah

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[quote:a03f4]

The judge has just addressed the court and said, "I don't know why the defendant couldn't be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility."

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as being being "physically dragged" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
Hows your daughter doing?[/quote:a03f4]

great!

hows yours? aborted...oh sorry bout that[/quote:a03f4]

Oh my... ed:
  
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Default 06-08-2007, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TGB!":13780][quote=Nyck]Skankbot has been ordered back to jail

[url="http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/hilton-order-back-to-jail/
http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/hilton-or ... k-to-jail/[/url]

ahahahah

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[quote:13780]

The judge has just addressed the court and said, "I don't know why the defendant couldn't be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility."

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as being being "physically dragged" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
Hows your daughter doing?[/quote:13780]

great!

hows yours? aborted...oh sorry bout that[/quote:13780]

Well now we've hit the barrel - now were just making shit up here. . .sheesh.

No seriously though - hows the lil squirt. . .I'd ask if shes taking after mom or dad - but neither is really something to look forward to is it? Wait a min - is THAT why you hate Paris? The whole "skinny" thing. Do you see everything you could have had had you actually cared about how you looked, in Paris Hilton?


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Default 06-08-2007, 09:39 PM

Ouch tgb. jesus christ man relax.


  
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Default 06-08-2007, 09:58 PM

She testified in court via phone... stupid:

[img]http://photos-042.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v97/156/98/29402629/n29402629_32307042_7235.jpg[/img]

[img]http://photos-043.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v97/156/98/29402629/n29402629_32307043_7373.jpg[/img]

Instead of a basic soap on a string she probably gets some spa soap on a string
[img]http://www.eshop-admin.de/out/oxbaseshop/html/0/dyn_images/2/fruitstring_lav_rose_calen_p2.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 06-09-2007, 02:21 AM

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BAHAHA
  
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Default 06-09-2007, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by TGB!":d6be0][quote=Nyck][quote="TGB!":d6be0][quote=Nyck]Skankbot has been ordered back to jail

[url="http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/hilton-order-back-to-jail/
http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/hilton-or ... k-to-jail/[/url]

ahahahah

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[quote:d6be0]

The judge has just addressed the court and said, "I don't know why the defendant couldn't be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility."

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as being being "physically dragged" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
[/quote]

Hows your daughter doing?[/quote:d6be0]

great!

hows yours? aborted...oh sorry bout that[/quote:d6be0]

Well now we've hit the barrel - now were just making shit up here. . .sheesh.

No seriously though - hows the lil squirt. . .I'd ask if shes taking after mom or dad - but neither is really something to look forward to is it? Wait a min - is THAT why you hate Paris? The whole "skinny" thing. Do you see everything you could have had had you actually cared about how you looked, in Paris Hilton?


[img]http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/377/drphilmcgraw1mu4.jpg[/img][/quote:d6be0] calmdown: both of you. That shit aint right..
  
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Default 06-09-2007, 02:52 AM

She broke the law, she has to serve her time like anyone else.

Lets break it down now...

September 2006 - Cought WEAVING between lanes, then fails a breathilizer test.

-Put on Probation, 1500 $ in fines + Alchohol Education.


Febuary 2007 - Cought again weaving, Driving wrecklessly.

-SOMEHOW gets off.


More recently... YET again cought on the Road with a suspended license,

-Busted.



GOOD on the judge for being annoyed, if anything Paris was given the chances to make amends yet fucked up. AND as if a minimum security jail will be that bad. !!!!
  
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Default 06-09-2007, 05:27 AM

everyone fails to acknowledge that she showed up 30mins late to one of her other court dates before. She just goes around thinking that she's above everyone else. Sorry Paris, your money cannot buy you a free pass to come to court late whenever you want.


  
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Default 06-09-2007, 08:33 AM

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She testified in court via phone... stupid:
no she didnt thats why they had all the money shots of her bawling. the judge said hell no and sent the police over who cuffed her and drove her to the court house


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Default 06-09-2007, 11:46 AM

I wanna see this judge lol.


  
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Default 06-09-2007, 03:34 PM

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I wanna see this judge lol.
i want to see the sheriff who's gonna lose his job after this is all over
  
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Default 06-09-2007, 03:52 PM

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I wanna see this judge lol.
i want to see the sheriff who's gonna lose his job after this is all over
Ja wohl.

[url=http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070608/480/b7c13bd12578481886fbfe672bda7366;_ylt=A0WTUdSdEmtG 8oQBCw7qChkF:8ebe0]Enjoy.[/url:8ebe0]
  
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