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Default I've laughed harder at this than anything else... - 07-12-2007, 11:30 PM

[url:22a7f]http://rage3d.com/board/showthread.php?t=33896126[/url:22a7f]


This video is just fucking incredible. I watched it with a few other people and I honestly thought I was going to close it after one minute, but we ended up watching the entire 46 minutes of it, and fucking died the entire time.


Real basic summary of the link: a documentary which follows 4-5 guys who own "real dolls" aka extremely sophisticated fuck dolls. Obviously, these guys are incredibly fucked in the head, but it's hilarious. There's so many awkward moments that it's impossible to take it seriously.
  
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Default 07-13-2007, 12:21 AM

46 minutes, yeh.....

Watched the first guy.."Davecat", freaked me out a good bit.



  
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Default 07-13-2007, 12:44 AM

What the hell...."When she first came into my life it was nothing but sex,sex,sex...".......


  
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Default 07-13-2007, 12:46 AM

davecat is hot
  
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Default 07-13-2007, 01:38 AM

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Default 07-13-2007, 01:54 AM

LUL

I saw this on 20/20 - It was the talk of town the next day....lmfao @ the dude who cleans/fixes them, and fucks them. I wonder if these guys consider their "perfect woman" cheating on them hahaa....
  
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Default 07-13-2007, 06:55 AM

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I saw this on 20/20 - It was the talk of town the next day....lmfao @ the dude who cleans/fixes them, and fucks them. I wonder if these guys consider their "perfect woman" cheating on them hahaa....

Yeah I said I would film myself pumping the shit out of them and then send it back to the owners so they'd kill themselves.
  
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Default 07-13-2007, 08:09 AM

Maybe Davecat couldn't get a chick because he has a huge yellow tooth and had Flock of Seagulls hair. Fuck sakes...


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Default 07-13-2007, 08:21 AM

LAWL @ the dude with the guns and broadsword! GHAAAAAW HAW HAW HAW!


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Default 07-13-2007, 08:27 AM

They did contact me to see if I wanted to be interviewed about me and my realdoll, but i told them that I dont have a spare minute because im constantly ramming her all day.
  
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Default 07-13-2007, 08:41 AM

lmao @ the circus music that's in the background basically the whole time.



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Default 07-13-2007, 08:41 AM

haha i watched this yesterday. i like the shot of the dude fixing them; pulling parts and chunks out of the vagina.


  
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Default 07-13-2007, 09:15 AM

LOL thats some messed up shit.
  
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Default 07-13-2007, 09:29 AM

I'd love to hear some professional psychoanalysis on this. There are so many obvious issues, I lost count.


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Default 07-13-2007, 09:38 AM

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LAWL @ the dude with the guns and broadsword! GHAAAAAW HAW HAW HAW!
Did you notice he looks like Nick Nolte?

[img]http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/l/7/noltenick.jpg[/img]
  
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