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Default Cum Join The Force! - 08-27-2007, 09:38 AM

you just have to love it sometimes, and when i saw this in a dodgy porn shop in germany i just had to buy it

[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/pornwar.jpg[/img]

[quote:dceb6]Synopsis;
In a galaxy far, far away, war has struck and darkness is pervading. The good Jodi warriors have been terminated without survivors. Slowly, the all-occluding Darkness swallows the last ray of hope with its hood of indecency as it cracks the galaxy up into sinful disarray. With this small ray of hope, the wise Jodi leaders take hold of the only possibility. They take the next generation of Jodi warriors, a team of lean and muscular female-fighters to a distant space station, and train them to master the sexual powers of the Force. The time has come; it is the hour of the Porn War. A now unstoppable torrent of naked energy, the Jodis learn to become invisible to their enemy through physical movement and mind-play. When confronted, their full-bodied attack is a power to be reckoned with; rendering any force of Darkness and his sword desperately useless.[/quote:dceb6]

theres like a trilogy of them aswell happy: but couldnt afford them all though

[img]http://jesusburger.net/upload/pornril.jpg[/img]

got to love porn, need to see what that pirates one is like, very artistic and gives pirates of the caribbean a run for its money


  
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Default 08-27-2007, 09:48 AM

we would be interested in screen shots at 92b


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Default 08-27-2007, 10:07 AM

Seen them. I only have the first one saved though. Pretty funny for modern porn.
  
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Default 08-27-2007, 12:42 PM

loleman loves Pirates


  
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Default 08-27-2007, 04:17 PM

bahaha, we have that one @ work, we leave notes in the staff book when it goes out because its lol when people pay for shit like that.
  
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Default 08-27-2007, 05:28 PM

girls don't look all that hot


  
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Default 08-27-2007, 05:56 PM

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girls don't look all that hot
had better?


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Default 08-27-2007, 06:39 PM

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girls don't look all that hot
its ok they are from the future


  
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Default 08-27-2007, 08:08 PM

Well, couldn't see nips with my monitor....it's a bit dark.


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someone call the nipple police I see 3, ed:


  
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Default 08-28-2007, 10:55 AM

rofl editstein.

just put the smilies over it, lol - i forgot what it was again though.


  
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Default 08-28-2007, 11:00 AM

the da vinci load



  
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Default 08-28-2007, 11:40 AM

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haha it's true. it is a great porno. How many times have you seen girls fucking eachother with lit candles? never. that's right. ha


  
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Default 08-28-2007, 04:56 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":06c0f]
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quality over quantity


  
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Default 08-29-2007, 11:01 AM

[quote=Pyro]
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quality over quantity[/quote:273b5]

ok, show us just one pic of one of your quality hotties........just one pic.


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