[mr.miyagi]

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval,so the 7 year old says,

"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?"

"Ok" the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

"Oh, shit mum,I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops"

WHACK!! - He goes flying out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be fucking Coco Pops."

[Arkan]

NASA's big announcement is an asteroid is headed towards earth and will strike on election day.

[jujumantb]

Originally Posted by Arkan

NASA's big announcement is an asteroid is headed towards earth and will strike on election day.

omgz u watching the history channel too!?