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Default Eh, my f00kin' eye !! - 07-06-2008, 10:41 PM

Yeah, got something in my eye while working on the house and had to pay a visit to the ER a few hours later. Turns out there's nothing in there, just a scratched cornea. Feels like there's still something in there though. Fucking bothersome i say. Oh well, nothing that Mr. Jack Daniels can't temporarily fix at the moment.

Why do i feel the need to post this? Well, think of it as a bit of advice from Uncle Arkan. Always wear safety glasses whilst working on shit.


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Default 07-07-2008, 01:35 AM

thats weird, i got something in my eye last week as well. my brother and i have been painting rooms in the house, and when we were doing the ceiling for one of the rooms, apparently a piece got in my eye. it felt like there was something in my eye for 3 days but i couldnt see anything. finally went to the eye doctors and they took a needle tip and took it off. SO much better.

if its still bothering you in a couple days, i would definitely go to an actual eye doctor, they have those crazy things to look at your eye really close.


  
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Default 07-07-2008, 01:30 PM

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Default 07-07-2008, 03:35 PM

I was trying to fix a flat on my bike tire as a kid.

I had the tube inflated so I could find the hole to repair it.

Like an asshat, I squeezed superglue on it as air was still leaking.

Needless to say, superglue sprayed into my eye and I had the glob on there for about three days before my body took care of it.

What a tool.


  
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Default 07-08-2008, 01:10 PM

did your body spit or swallow the glob



  
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Default 07-10-2008, 01:36 PM

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How much does that SAW weigh?

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Default 07-10-2008, 07:12 PM

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We're looking up at the same night sky
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Default 07-10-2008, 08:39 PM

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Default 07-11-2008, 11:52 PM

Ok, eye is fine, now my f00kin' leg is fucked. Burnt it on a Daytona Coupe exhaust. Finally got bitten by a snake but unfortunately, it wasn't mine. It's really not bad, just a small area.


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Default 07-14-2008, 07:33 PM

I light the spliff with flag while I'm burning it

you wanted to get bit by a snake?


  
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