[Captain Bunny]

An Army general is visiting an army camp in the desert, a couple of soldiers are showing him about the camp, where to eat, where he will sleep, where to go if the camp is attacked etc, then at the end of the tour th General says "well i am impressed with this camp, but 1 question. what do you do when you want sex?"
The two soldiers looked at each and then at the general, "Well general, when that happens, we use the camel" pointing to a rather old camel tied to a post just by the camp.
A few days go by and everything is fine, but then the general starts to get angsty down below. So one night he gets out of bed, drops his trousers and starts humping the camel
The soldiers who gave him the tour were on night watch, and heard the grunting and groaning coming from the general. The stood in shook at what they saw and one shouted "General! what are you doing?!"
The general stops his buisness and says "what do you mean, you said you used this old camel when you wanted sex"
The soldier replies "well yes.....but we use it to ride to the brothel in the next town".