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10) In Chicago: "Congratulations Canada on having running water in all five states."

9) In Washington, D.C.: "Congratulations Canada on your first national railroad."


8) In Washington, D.C.: "Congratulations Canada on 268 consecutive days of snow."


7) At Harvard: "Yes, I believe the seal slaughter should be stopped in Saskatchewan."


6) In Chicago: "Congratulations Canada on making Beaver Balls your national dish."

5) At Mount Rushmore: "Congratulations Canada, our Eskimo neighbours to the South, on your new Mount Mulroneyuk."


4) Governor of Arkansas: "Congratulations Canada on preserving your national igloo."


3) In New York: "Yes, I think Jean Chretien-Pinochet should be charged with crimes against humanity."


2) In New York: "Yes, I think it is time to bomb Gilles Duceppe."


1) Texas Governor George W. Bush: I'm glad to have the support of Prime Minister Jean 'Poutine.'