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Default 01-16-2003, 12:34 AM

lol nice, what do you call a line of mexicans holding hands in ur yard?
a spic-ket fence!
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 01:22 AM

Got a few complaints about this one, sorry, had to edit. -Joe.
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 01:36 AM

What do a pizza delivery man and a gynocologist have in common?










They see and smell, but can't eat.
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 04:34 AM

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What do a pizza delivery man and a gynocologist have in common?

They see and smell, but can't eat.
...yes, but one can take a secret lick more readily than the other... oOo:
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 05:12 AM

Damn Speirs.... Get the fuck out of here, thats not even close to funny.


Joe can we get some edits and lockage?
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 08:47 AM

I've heard a worse Jewish Holocaust joke than that. I won't post it for fear of getting smacked down by admin. I didn't laugh at the joke either....disgusting really.

But I have a good one.

This man went into the doctor and the doctor asked him "What's bothering ya?" and the man said " Doctor I can't see straight all of a sudden, I see spots in front of my eyes." The doctor look ou a torch and shone it in his eyes. He thought for aminute and said. "You've got CB."
"CB, what the fucks CB? I've heard of TV, VB never heard of CB."
"it stands for Christian Brother."
"What the fuck do you mean by that?"
"it means your pupils are fucked."

Badomm-ching!
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 08:58 AM

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I've heard a worse Jewish Holocaust joke than that. I won't post it for fear of getting smacked down by admin. I didn't laugh at the joke either....disgusting really.

But I have a good one.

This man went into the doctor and the doctor asked him "What's bothering ya?" and the man said " Doctor I can't see straight all of a sudden, I see spots in front of my eyes." The doctor look ou a torch and shone it in his eyes. He thought for aminute and said. "You've got CB."
"CB, what the fucks CB? I've heard of TV, VB never heard of CB."
"it stands for Christian Brother."
"What the fuck do you mean by that?"
"it means your pupils are fucked."

Badomm-ching!

/me watches tumbleweed drift past.


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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 09:02 AM

I thought the Irish had a good sense of humour!

Don't you get it??
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 09:09 AM

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I thought the Irish had a good sense of humour!

Don't you get it??
just think of Catholic priests biggrin:
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 09:38 AM

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I thought the Irish had a good sense of humour!

Don't you get it??
No.
  
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Default 01-17-2003, 01:39 AM

It';s a joke about sexual absue in the church....I can't believe people don't get it I'll tell one about WWII people will be bound to get this one.

There was this guy who lived in Philadelphia in 1942. He had always been raised by his mother and was a bit unedcucated in certain areas of life. After Pearl Harbour he decided to join the Navy. His mother asked him to write regularly. So off he went to join the NAvy.

After a few months she received the first letter from him. It read

Dear Mummy,

I can't tell you my location because of the censor, but I can tell you that last week I got off the boat and shot a polar bear.
Lots of love.

The second letter she receievd read.

Dear Mummy,
Having a wonderful time. I can't tell you where I am but the other day I got off the boat and danced with a hoola girl.
Lots of love.

The next letter she received read.

Dear Mummy,

Have been at sea for months. Yesterday I visited the ships doctor and he reckons that it would have done me more good if I had shot the hoola girl and danced with the polar bear.
  
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Default 01-17-2003, 02:32 AM

...LOL.

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lol nice, what do you call a line of mexicans holding hands in ur yard?
a spic-ket fence!
I'm suprised no-one picked up on this rather racist joke. What are you guys thinking when you post such filth?

I'm glad I didn't read the Jewish one, otherwise flaming would commence.
  
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Default 01-17-2003, 03:11 AM

I could post a terrible mean Jewish joke but I won't. My feeling is if you have a joke and it's a bit racist, if you feel you can tell that joke to a table full of people of that race without insulting them, then go ahead.

However his Jewish joke that I heard was absolutely wrong hake:
  
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