more french bashing - Page 2

03-11-2003, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by cameltoe

heh i like the burned armpits joke but i didnt get the one that talked about the sheep and goat under each armpit

apparently whoever he copy-pasted the jokes from is an idiot, the sheep and goat joke referred to a Taliban not a Frenchman, you know, we call them all goat-fuckers, camel-humpers, etc.

Wilko · 03-11-2003, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Pyro

funny, but overdone.

Agreed oOo:

Sgt. Pepper. · 03-12-2003, 01:13 AM

The Glass boat bottom joke is an old pollok joke. *Dont know the spelling of Pollock.

Tripper · 03-12-2003, 02:36 AM

I swear I have read everyone of those French jokes on this forum already..... Leave the French alone. Just cause they're not War-Mongers.

Miscguy · 03-12-2003, 02:53 AM

Yeah leave em alone. Its not there fault there country sucks more than a bancok whore. Or that it rolls over and takes it even faster than Richard Simmons, or Germ for that fact.

I dont mind that there not "war mongers" i would however have liked them more if they could defend themselves. Oh blasted the Germans simply went around our unbeatable wall. Welp were fucked.

WHO THE HELL BUILDS A WALL YOU CAN GO AROUND! It defeats the purpose of the wall if they can simply destroy the small country under you and waltz in un touched. The Germans wernt so stupid as to say "man thats a big ass wall with lots of guns and shit. CHARGE!" Fuck no, they were smart enough to know the way around it. Where as the French were fucking clueless as to defend there south.

Bah.

Old Reliable · 03-12-2003, 03:10 AM

french sucks as a nation? what are you smoking, i'd rather live in france than this culture-less craphole. every military has their ups and downs, who cares?

cameltoe · 03-12-2003, 03:21 AM

i agree but some of the jokes are pretty well thought out.

Tripper · 03-12-2003, 04:29 AM

Miscguy.....So the French are at fault with their military tactics? BIG FUCKING DEAL.

I fail to see why having an advanced military makes a nation any better....I mean, the U.S is the only country threatening invasion lately. I think France has little to worry about in that area. Western Europe is pretty civilised these days....

How would you like it if everyone on these forums started making countless numbers of threads with silly jokes attacking U.S's social shortcomings...? You wouldn't like it one fucking bit, right? No I bet not. I sure as hell wouldn't appreciate people making jokes about my country.

What's worse is that there aren't any full-french people here to defend themselves...So basically you're making a bunch of cheap shots...And then those of us with French Blood feel like hitting you back with insults...But we are aware that if we drop ONE American joke, we'll get flamed to hell. Sargeant-Scrotum did it, he was almsot flamed out of existence.

...And I bet, if an American joke thread got enough "STFU" outcry, (There are a lot of Americans here, obviously) the person who created the thread would have a threat of being banned.

It's fucking Bullshit, so STFU...

BTW - Just so none of you Americans lose your mind over the things I have suggested......I'm NOT Anti-American. I am simply highlighting the double-standard here on the forums.

Tripper · 03-12-2003, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Miscguy

Yeah leave em alone. Its not there fault there country sucks more than a bancok whore. Or that it rolls over and takes it even faster than Richard Simmons, or Germ for that fact.

I dont mind that there not "war mongers" i would however have liked them more if they could defend themselves. Oh blasted the Germans simply went around our unbeatable wall. Welp were fucked.

WHO THE HELL BUILDS A WALL YOU CAN GO AROUND! It defeats the purpose of the wall if they can simply destroy the small country under you and waltz in un touched. The Germans wernt so stupid as to say "man thats a big ass wall with lots of guns and shit. CHARGE!" Fuck no, they were smart enough to know the way around it. Where as the French were fucking clueless as to defend there south.

Bah.

So - what did the French ever fucking do to you? And why have you got such a long STICK up your fucking ARSE, MissesGuy?

...And dude, Simmons owns you.

DeadBolt · 03-12-2003, 04:34 AM

And a good point you brought up.

Harlen Maguire · 03-12-2003, 04:37 AM

Yeah, Trip's right...

I was watching this show on Slobodan Milosovic 1999 events etc, on Sunday Night, Jacques Chirac knew WTF was up... I quite like that guy... He handled that situation much better than the Americans from what I saw...

Innoxx · 03-12-2003, 04:38 AM

Most Americans think like this: What!?!?! they have bigger dicks!?! BOMB THEM!!!!

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mrhappy · 03-12-2003, 04:52 AM

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Tripper · 03-12-2003, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by mrhappy

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03-12-2003, 09:50 AM

the french are whiney sissies that are ungrateful, and very weak. America isnt war mongering or we would have taken over half the world. Maybe taken over france with the attack of 6 4th graders and their puppies