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Default 04-29-2003, 05:45 PM

buy from a differnet produce store, at my store we soak the lettuce in 110 degree water for 5 minutes then store it in a cooler until ready to be put on the shelves where it is watered almost every half hour I believe
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 05:58 PM

[quote="Bean 2":a35b1]U actually ate the sandwich with the crappy lettuce? Thats pretty disgusting.[/quote:a35b1]
yeah it is
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 08:48 PM

I would of kicked the shit out of that moth, then cut out the peice is shat on.
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 08:54 PM

i dunno man, i've always wanted a tapeworm

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Default 04-29-2003, 09:54 PM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":137b3]Most canned goods have a certain level of feces, hair, spit, etc. in it - along with processed foods.

Its all acceptable to FDA standards. So you've probably swallowed rat dook before.[/quote:137b3]
yeah. One example is in corn Flakes, when they leave them out for (forget reason why), rats show up and shit and you find feces in your food. Ive found rat shit in my Corn Flakes 7 times before. Very disgusting hake:
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 10:00 PM

and the award for best Subject name ever goes to...
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Default 04-29-2003, 10:06 PM

oh yeah and go back to wherever you got the lettuce and tell them you found a moth in their lettuce. it will make the managers day
  
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Default 04-30-2003, 03:15 PM

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No, "Shat" is the past tense of "Shit".
That's what I meant Zoner91, thanks for the back up. oOo:
  
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Default 04-30-2003, 04:07 PM

u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:
  
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Default 04-30-2003, 04:35 PM

If you've ever eaten fast fod i garentee you've eaten worse than moth shat. Especially at Mc D's.
  
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Default 05-01-2003, 02:07 AM

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u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:
ROFL........OMFG, Dude, SHUT THE FUCK UP! LOL!
  
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Default 05-01-2003, 11:06 AM

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u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:
Well, i'm not from the ghetto, i'm not black, and i know it's spelt "hurt" not "hirt", so I think I can clean my sandwitch off.
  
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Default 05-01-2003, 11:30 AM

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u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:
The single most retarded post I have seen this month. GG b00n.
  
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Default 05-01-2003, 11:35 AM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":e4395]
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u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:
The single most retarded post I have seen this month. GG b00n.[/quote:e4395]


I have to agree with my esteemed colleague ed. DAMN that was oOo:.




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 05-01-2003, 08:41 PM

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u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:
My God I hope this is a joke.....
  
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