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Default 02-13-2004, 10:11 PM

I've only been kicked in the nads once. I was in so much pain
  
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Default 02-14-2004, 08:32 AM

Its not even funny how much it hurts.

I tried riding my bycycle on slickrock once. Well, thats nice, but my bike has no suspension. Went off a 2 foot dropoff, feet fell off the pegs.

I thought I was bleeding, but I wasnt. I did this oOo:
  
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Default 02-14-2004, 08:34 AM

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Default 02-14-2004, 12:19 PM

That would have been one of the best videos ever. You peein in your 1/2 boxer crap, then you start snoozing, hear a loud snap, you yelp, fall to the floor holding your spuds. I would have sent that to Americas Funniest.
  
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Default 02-14-2004, 02:06 PM

I've been kicked in the sack...Fuck it sucks.

This crazy bitch that everyone used to make fun of came out of nowhere and kicked me as hard as she could at a party we were at, then she ran across the party and literally threw my friend over the side of a deck - I nearly threw up trying to laugh at my friend over the deck and cry from the intense pain at the same time.

I swear she kicked my sack into my kidney.
  
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Default 02-14-2004, 02:13 PM

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that sucks, i almost landed on my balls skateboarding... i was lucky
ahaha my friend wasn't so lucky...landed on his balls while skating and had to get stitches it was so bad
DAMN MAN... that sucks big time
  
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Default 02-14-2004, 03:07 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":0449a]So I was sitting in lunch today, and I placed my legs in a weird position which caused my dick to fall asleep. It felt like someone was holding my cock the whole time, when I tried walking. Creepy.[/quote:0449a]

lmao...
  
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Default 02-14-2004, 03:55 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":7b883]So I was sitting in lunch today, and I placed my legs in a weird position which caused my dick to fall asleep. It felt like someone was holding my cock the whole time, when I tried walking. Creepy.[/quote:7b883]

haha lmao... i ought to try that next time
  
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Default 02-15-2004, 03:44 PM

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that sucks, i almost landed on my balls skateboarding... i was lucky
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that happened to me almost when i did a heelflip and it mooved up. i was lucky. a guy at my school was trying to do a split, when a guy walked up and i think hit him in the balls, causing the guy to fall on his hand, fractruing it. (he's a chunky guy. not fat, but not skinny.plays football)


  
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Default 02-15-2004, 05:25 PM

Football team = players with helmets = blunt object used to sack other players. = Im in oain after being sacked by a guy who whacks me with his helmet.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 10:03 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":f7532]That would have been one of the best videos ever. You peein in your 1/2 boxer crap, then you start snoozing, hear a loud snap, you yelp, fall to the floor holding your spuds. I would have sent that to Americas Funniest.[/quote:f7532]

lol that would be funny...

But the real thing almost made me cry.. it hurt so much I had to sit down and I almost puked cry:
  
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