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Default 02-27-2004, 04:20 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":99d17]
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[quote:99d17]I was afraid she was gonna grab my nads or something right there
Are joo teh ghez0r?[/quote:99d17]
Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:99d17]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 04:26 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":35f55]Spooge, RAM your unit in her ass... trust me, you won't regret it![/quote:35f55] until he gets one of those evil STD'S!!!!!!!!!!!!! hake:
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 04:58 PM

Show her goatse and she'll leave you alone.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 05:49 PM

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Default 02-27-2004, 07:19 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":4dd75]Show her goatse and she'll leave you alone.[/quote:4dd75]

LOL
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 07:29 PM

[quote=Rannoch]
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Originally Posted by MinorThreat
[quote:502a7]I was afraid she was gonna grab my nads or something right there
Are joo teh ghez0r?
Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:502a7]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.[/quote:502a7]
dude Ive gotten hand jobs in the middle of lunch time in the cafe at school less than a foot from my friends. no one noticed. BJ's on the side of roads. Id gladly even get laid on a packed bus its all good. anyways.
Spooge, uh.... sounds interesting Id try to get her then I'd go rom there
  
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Default Re: Wacky problem with a GIRL(oh yes, I said it) - 02-27-2004, 07:58 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":29f8b] I am enjoying having this person follow me around though and admire and warship me and be obsessed with me.[/quote:29f8b]

Sounds like you enjoy the ego boost. If your not into her then just keep things as is.......
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 08:28 PM

Poop on her face, and then rub it in with your shaft.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 09:19 PM

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still, just fuck her. you need/want the pussy. just have it man. you can't resist.

Fortunately not everyones as desperate as you are. rolleyes:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 10:52 PM

Run couter intelligence manevuers agaisnt her. Doubling back, changing routes, losing her in traffic. You know, generally fuck with her mind. Then, if the opportunity arises fuck her if she's "approptiate".
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 11:00 PM

Or you can fuck all that highschool bullshit and just fuck herl, then toss her.
  
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Default 02-28-2004, 07:22 AM

give her the "amen" shocker...2 in the pink... 8 in the stink.
  
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Default 02-28-2004, 07:45 AM

Knowing what I know now that I am older you should have sex with her or at least get some head.
  
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Default 02-28-2004, 07:46 AM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":b57c4][quote=Rannoch]
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Originally Posted by MinorThreat
[quote:b57c4]I was afraid she was gonna grab my nads or something right there
Are joo teh ghez0r?
Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:b57c4]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.[/quote:b57c4]
dude Ive gotten hand jobs in the middle of lunch time in the cafe at school less than a foot from my friends. no one noticed. BJ's on the side of roads. Id gladly even get laid on a packed bus its all good. anyways.
Spooge, uh.... sounds interesting Id try to get her then I'd go rom there[/quote:b57c4]how the fukc, wouldnt ppl notice..you moaning and then suspicious liquid on the ground..



  
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Default 02-28-2004, 07:54 AM

Take her into church and then flaunt your privy parts at her before the altar.
  
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