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Madmartagen · 09-17-2004, 12:06 AM

i was on a date with a friend of mine and we went out to the beach late at night to eat at the Rubys on the pier. afterwards, she wanted to go jogging on the shore so i had to run my ass off witha pound of hamburger, fries and cherry coke in my stomach so soon enough i had to take a fat shit. if anyone knows the disgusting conditions the park restrooms are kept in, then you should realize the decision i made to shit in the sand. she ran ahead to look for a restroom and i was behind here when i decided i couldnt hold it anymore. the beach we were on was public/private meaning the shore was public, but some of the sand was fenced off because there were houses built there and some space was set aside as their backyards. while she was ahead of me, i pulled down my pants and shat on the sand near someones back yard. i was rushed, but i managed to not piss or shit on my feet. just before i could finish, she runs back to tell me that she found a restroom and just stands there in shock when she sees me doing my business. needless to say, we're just friends now.

newt. · 09-17-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen

i was on a date with a friend of mine

i stopped there cause i hate gay adventures

Madmartagen · 09-17-2004, 12:08 AM

[quote="newt.":2a970]

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen

i was on a date with a friend of mine

i stopped there cause i hate gay adventures[/quote:2a970]its a girl, weve been friends since highschool and we dated on and off again.

guarnere · 09-17-2004, 12:09 AM

Dude, who was that emo fag that always cried about his girlfriend on here? I forgot his name...

newt. · 09-17-2004, 12:10 AM

the dudeess with the pink words?

guarnere · 09-17-2004, 12:13 AM

[quote="newt.":c03c6]the dudeess with the pink words?[/quote:c03c6]

No...

He would start threads about him and his girlfriend breaking up and shit...and like...put gay shit in his sig space about her...

CoMaToSe · 09-17-2004, 04:09 AM

I ALWAYS shit naked. Ive shat in the dark when the eletricity was out, or when I wanted to feel adventurous.

Bucknub · 09-17-2004, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen

i was on a date with a friend of mine and we went out to the beach late at night to eat at the Rubys on the pier. afterwards, she wanted to go jogging on the shore so i had to run my ass off witha pound of hamburger, fries and cherry coke in my stomach so soon enough i had to take a fat shit. if anyone knows the disgusting conditions the park restrooms are kept in, then you should realize the decision i made to shit in the sand. she ran ahead to look for a restroom and i was behind here when i decided i couldnt hold it anymore. the beach we were on was public/private meaning the shore was public, but some of the sand was fenced off because there were houses built there and some space was set aside as their backyards. while she was ahead of me, i pulled down my pants and shat on the sand near someones back yard. i was rushed, but i managed to not piss or shit on my feet. just before i could finish, she runs back to tell me that she found a restroom and just stands there in shock when she sees me doing my business. needless to say, we're just friends now.

ROFL

wasnt there an ocean, lake there? I think it would have been better to shit in the water, I've always wondered what it be liek to shit while your swimming

Tripper · 09-17-2004, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Buckweed

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen

i was on a date with a friend of mine and we went out to the beach late at night to eat at the Rubys on the pier. afterwards, she wanted to go jogging on the shore so i had to run my ass off witha pound of hamburger, fries and cherry coke in my stomach so soon enough i had to take a fat shit. if anyone knows the disgusting conditions the park restrooms are kept in, then you should realize the decision i made to shit in the sand. she ran ahead to look for a restroom and i was behind here when i decided i couldnt hold it anymore. the beach we were on was public/private meaning the shore was public, but some of the sand was fenced off because there were houses built there and some space was set aside as their backyards. while she was ahead of me, i pulled down my pants and shat on the sand near someones back yard. i was rushed, but i managed to not piss or shit on my feet. just before i could finish, she runs back to tell me that she found a restroom and just stands there in shock when she sees me doing my business. needless to say, we're just friends now.

ROFL

wasnt there an ocean, lake there? I think it would have been better to shit in the water, I've always wondered what it be liek to shit while your swimming

Oh shit, You've never done it? It's awesome jeffreyy.

Apocalypse | NoW · 09-17-2004, 07:10 AM

One time I was at Six Flags, with a few of my friends. We were waiting online for Batman (Not worth the wait.) From the beginning of the line I had to take a monster shit. The line was about 1-2 hours long. And I had to shit from the start. Near the end, I felt like getting off the line to shit. I thaught about it, and I didnt, and then I went on the ride. After the ride (which wasnt too good) we went to the bathrooms, and I shit my brains out. And to my luck, it was one of those "Censor-Flushers." As I went up a bit to whipe, the fucking thing flushed. It pretty much sucked.