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Default 12-04-2004, 05:32 PM
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How much time do you guys spend in the bathroom? Christ. eek:
3-4 minutes....I just read a quick section...not study calculus

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Default 12-04-2004, 05:33 PM
i just read time or PC gamer
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 05:34 PM
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How much time do you guys spend in the bathroom? Christ. eek:
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Yeah, but these guys are reading novels.
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 05:36 PM
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How much time do you guys spend in the bathroom? Christ. eek:
As long as necessary, sometimes upwards of 20 mins, if im reading something half the time i forget where i am and what im supposed to be doing. biggrin:



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 05:37 PM
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How much time do you guys spend in the bathroom? Christ. eek:
3-4 minutes....I just read a quick section...not study calculus
Yeah, but these guys are reading novels.
lol Ive read novels before but usually only 1 page....

I didnt get done dropping the duece and come out knowing how to play like mozart

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Default 12-04-2004, 05:37 PM
clean the mess up fast is my motto, don't sit around and let it cling to your ass.
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 05:38 PM
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How much time do you guys spend in the bathroom? Christ. eek:
As long as necessary, sometimes upwards of 20 mins, if im reading something half the time i forget where i am and what im supposed to be doing. biggrin:
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Default 12-04-2004, 05:40 PM
The point was that people are spending a total amount of time which is long enough to finish an entire novel on the toilet. If I did that, byt he time I got to the end I would ahve forgotten the beginning.
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 05:41 PM
me too, i totally loose track of time on the shitter...
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 05:46 PM
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its been the newspaper lately but i just finished 'secret garden secret window' by stephen king and had started 'the library police' sk.
library police is fucked up... are those in "four past midnight"?...
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Default 12-04-2004, 06:19 PM
Well, I usually just go in there take a shit, wipe my ass and get out. I don't see the point in reading a magazine/newspaper for like 30 minutes....... by the time you're done you might as not even waste your toilet paper because your shit will be dried to your crack anyways lol.

Oh yeah, who are those sick fucks who look at porn when they shit?? How can you take a shit and then look at porn = boner ?? thats sick
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 06:41 PM
Right now i have a Muscians friend catalog in there i browse through, I also have a radio in there (I listen to music while showering) so sometimes i listen to that. Usually im on the toilet 30 minutes at a time, 5 minutes to shit, 25 to finish reading.
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 06:44 PM
i tried once but i take quick shits..
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 06:57 PM
i jsut read magazines
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 07:17 PM
damnit i need to take a shit! fucking door! *kicks door* i cant shit is a perfect square! *door breaks* good, its broken, now i can shit.
  
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