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Default 01-07-2005, 10:34 AM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":82946]
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just walk up to those chicks and say, "excuse me ladies but i thought i should intorduce my self: the name is Duke, Duke_of_Ray, call-sign: Sexy-Beans" they should automaticaly lift their skirts...
Going to do that! +1[/quote:82946]

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Default 01-07-2005, 03:35 PM

just whip it out
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 03:44 PM

Roll up to them and drop this line

Im duke of ray Im a good ol man..I'dl jump thorugh the window with my dick in my hand. I'd say excuse me ladies Im just doing my duty, now pull down your pants and gimme some bootie.


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Default 01-07-2005, 11:14 PM

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that school is one hour from where i live..
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 11:35 PM

lower you standards.
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 11:42 PM

wow i'd never thought i'd see someone seriously ask for lady advice on these forums
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 11:49 PM

What the shit is with the mandatory fat chick on cheerleading squads these days?

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Default 01-08-2005, 05:26 AM

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rock:

that school is one hour from where i live..
Duh Doom Da Da Doom Da Da Doom.*brief pause* Hi, I'm Jeanne Walters reporting tonight for Fox2 news, Scott Curry has the night off. Breaking News out of Tjes county, Local police there have reported 4 girls ranging from ages 13-17 missing. The girls allegedlly were attending a friday night basketball game when a man with the words "yves owns joo" printed on the front approached them and led them away to his van and raped them. We are pleased to report that the girl's however are not in any harm of becoming pregnant. The guy who everyone is now labeling the "Tjesville rapist", has been diagnosed as being the most sterileness person in Tjesville. Wow, *Laughs* Po- Po- pPolice are now in a hot pursuit with the van and hope to get the girls back safely. For more on this we go to skychopper 2..[/b]
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 05:38 AM

[quote:0e13e]Local police there have reported 4 girls ranging from ages 13-17 missing. The girls allegedlly were attending a friday night basketball game when a man with the words "yves owns joo" printed on the front approached them and led them away to his van and raped them. We are pleased to report that the girl's however are not in any harm of becoming pregnant.[/quote:0e13e]How would they know they got raped and are not in any harm if there missing.



  
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Default 01-08-2005, 06:02 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":c5129][quote:c5129]Local police there have reported 4 girls ranging from ages 13-17 missing. The girls allegedlly were attending a friday night basketball game when a man with the words "yves owns joo" printed on the front approached them and led them away to his van and raped them. We are pleased to report that the girl's however are not in any harm of becoming pregnant.[/quote:c5129]How would they know they got raped and are not in any harm if there missing.[/quote:c5129]

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Default 01-08-2005, 06:09 AM

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hah happy:
Isn't it obvious that Yves has been contacting and taunting authorities
by mobile phone..?...deliberately adding to the trauma already being
experienced by family and friends of the abducted cooze.... annoy:
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 06:19 AM

Duke if you wanna get chicks, just do what I do - Masturbate onto paper, fold it up and send it to them in a urine scented envelope.
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 07:25 AM

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Duke if you wanna get chicks, just do what I do - Masturbate onto paper, fold it up and send it to them in a urine scented envelope.
With foreskin trim along the edges.



  
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Default 01-08-2005, 09:55 AM

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Duke if you wanna get chicks, just do what I do - Masturbate onto paper, fold it up and send it to them in a urine scented envelope.
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Default 01-08-2005, 10:07 AM

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that school is one hour from where i live..

check out that second bitch in from the right, shes gonna die like the ring style oOo:


  
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