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Default Re: Crikey! - 01-22-2005, 08:39 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":f02d4]Just the other day I was working, folding clothes and this fuckin' huge crocodile burst out of these pair of socks, its tail was so sharp it chopped my manager's head off but i struggled and got a hold of its front legs, swang it around my head and threw it onto some old people in the store. It died later from staple punctures..[/quote:f02d4]



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Default Re: Crikey! - 01-22-2005, 08:43 PM

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Just the other day I was working, folding clothes and this fuckin' huge crocodile burst out of these pair of socks, its tail was so sharp it chopped my manager's head off but i struggled and got a hold of its front legs, swang it around my head and threw it onto some old people in the store. It died later from staple punctures..


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Default 01-22-2005, 09:02 PM

I work in a grocery store of sorts and the grossest thing iv ever seen is a glass jar of cheese wizz that rolled under the shelf then broke and wasent found for amout a months. Now that was gross. We don't have produce so I don't have to deal with stuff like spiders. Did find a MONSTER of a wasp in the back room once though.
  
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Default 01-22-2005, 09:10 PM

one of the managers I work with was telling me about some more shit they have found, aka Scorpions and shit. The worst was when a jar of broken curry was put back on the shelf and it stock to the shelf... worst mess to clean up ever.
  
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Default 01-22-2005, 09:12 PM

some dumbass kid didnt know how to use the forklift thing to take skids down, and he tipped over a whole skid full of pepsi. and of course the rest of us had to help clean it up. Pepsi, mixed with chips/other crap in the back room of a grocery store is NOT COOL


  
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