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Default 04-14-2005, 12:29 AM

[quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":02bcd][quote=rdeyes][quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":02bcd]
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derek jeter, new york yankees, country music, shit like that
dump her shes a yankee fan
rest assured being a red sox fan i shoved it in her face when they won in 2004, she was humbled[/quote:02bcd]

do you "love" her ??[/quote:02bcd]
some people really get in my face when i say i love her.

"you know love isnt real"


well whatever it is, get off my grill dog[/quote:02bcd]

if you do then buy her something smashing , dont be a cheap ass beer:
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 01:03 AM

a fucking rock. Nothing gets harder then a rock !!!
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 01:15 AM

Spending that much on a 6 month?

Don't buy her some expensive ring she'll get to keep when she dumps you, go for something less expensive. Stuffed animal?
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 01:20 AM

[quote="dr nein":3cc9f]Spending that much on a 6 month?

Don't buy her some expensive ring she'll get to keep when she dumps you, go for something less expensive. Stuffed animal?[/quote:3cc9f]

with a ROCK IN IT !
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 01:20 AM

[img]http://img209.echo.cx/img209/1893/diamondssmall3ec.gif[/img]
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 03:43 AM

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Default 04-14-2005, 04:03 AM

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rofl....so true
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 04:17 AM

get her a ring, take her to a nice resturant. Get up to "go to the bathroom". GO to the kitchen or whatever, and ask your waiter to put the ring on top of her food/dessert/in her wine glass
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 04:18 AM

Then she'll think he's proposing. plzdie:
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 07:54 AM

oi. Aniversaries like that suck. I forgot what I did for my 6 month.
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 08:07 AM

6 months?... bwahahahahahahaha... holy fuck, you're almost married, buy her a car!... hahahaha...
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 08:09 AM

Don't get her anything. Be a man and tell her to fuck off with her meaningless events. It'll be over by 9 months anyway.

Seriously, I wouldn't get her a ring, because if you do, you're gonna have to get a ring that costs more than the Wal-Mart Special, because women have a microchip lodged in their brains that computes the worth of rings. If it is a cheap ring, which means anything less than $200, their sensors will go off and you will get a swift and efficient kick in the balls. Get her a nice necklace, something that you think suits her well. You can get her something around $150 that will really knock her off your feet.
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 08:11 AM

do nothing, its a trap. If you start with this shit where does it end? You will be buying her a ring because its the 25th time you went through a drive thru together. Its a trap, dont fall for it. Women celebrate this stuff, dont fall for it. You will be one of these fools that drop $500 on a braclet for Valentines day or $300 on Sweetest day. Dont do it, be a man
  
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Default 04-14-2005, 08:15 AM

A ring? No. Jewlery is a good idea, but a ring symbolizes too much.

Go with a necklace or a nice bracelet or something...if she into wearing that kinda stuff.

If not, offer to cook her dinner. Make something nice, not Hamburger Helper. She'll appreciate the effort and the fact that you can cook (you CAN cook, right?).

Try this menu (these are my recipes, so bank on them being good):

APPETIZER
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Bruschetta Tuscany
- 1 italian or french baguette, sliced
- 4-5 firm roma tomatoes, chopped
- 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
- 1/4 cup fresh basil, chopped
- 1 clove garlic, halved
- 1/8 cup grated parmigiano reggiano
- 1/4 cup crumbled feta cheese
- Ground coarse sea salt and black pepper, to taste

Turn on your oven to 500 (broil).

In a large bowl, mix in the chopped tomatoes, chopped basil, olive oil, parmesan cheese, feta cheese, and salt & pepper. Mix thoroughly.

Cut the baguette into 1 inch thick slices on a diagonal. Arrange slices on a cookie sheet and drizzle lightly with olive oil. Toast slices in the oven until golden brown.

Take the bread out and rub each slice with the raw garlic halves. Place about a tablespoon of the tomato/basil mixture on each slice of bread.

Pop the slices back in the oven until the cheese melts and everything is heated through.

Serve immediately.


MAIN COURSE
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Chicken Parmesan w/Linguini
Caesar Salad


For the chicken parmesan:
- 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
- 1 cup fine bread crumbs
- 1/4 cup grated parmigiano reggiano
- 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
- 1 egg, beaten
- Ground coarse sea salt and black pepper, dashes
- 1/2 cup grated mozzarella cheese
- 1 jar of your favourite pasta sauce (yeah, it's cheating...)
- as much linguini as you wish to make

Preheat the oven to 400F.

Mix the bread crumbs, grated parmesan cheese, and salt & pepper in a shallow bowl or a plate with high sides. Dredge the chicken breasts in the beaten egg, then coat with the seasoned bread crumbs.

Heat the olive oil in a sautee pan over medium-high heat and place the chicken breasts in the pan. Cook until both sides are golden brown.

Remove chicken from the pan and place in a 9x13 Pyrex baking dish. Cover the chicken with the pasta sauce and cover with aluminum foil. Bake the chicken in the oven for approximately 45 mins. Remove the foil and top each breast with mozzarella cheese. Bake for another 10-15 minutes, or until the cheese is bubbly. If you have a meat thermometer, the chicken is done when it hits 160F or so.

Remove chicken from the oven and cover again with foil to keep warm.

Boil the linguini in salted water until al dente (not mushy, just tender). Plate pasta and place a chicken breast on top. Cover with extra sauce.

For the caesar salad:
C'mon, you know how to make caesar salad...heh heh. Caesar dressing, romaine lettuce, croutons, bacon bits...easy.


DESSERT
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Ice Cream Sundaes
- Do I have to explain this? No? Good.

WINE
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Any white wine you like. Wolf Blass South Australia Chardonnay is really good.


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Default 04-14-2005, 08:30 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":5ee5e]do nothing, its a trap. If you start with this shit where does it end? You will be buying her a ring because its the 25th time you went through a drive thru together. Its a trap, dont fall for it. Women celebrate this stuff, dont fall for it. You will be one of these fools that drop $500 on a braclet for Valentines day or $300 on Sweetest day. Dont do it, be a man[/quote:5ee5e]

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