Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page The Official Riddle Thread!
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old
  (#16)
rdeyes is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 1,459
Join Date: May 2003
Location: anchorage,ak
 Send a message via ICQ to rdeyes Send a message via Yahoo to rdeyes  
Default 06-19-2005, 11:49 AM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":5517c]
Quote:
Originally Posted by rdeyes
whats black and white and red all over ?
A newspaper rock:[/quote:5517c]

ding ding winnar !!! +1
  
Old
  (#17)
Vance is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,138
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Texas. Heyuck.
   
Default 06-19-2005, 12:21 PM

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
  
Old
  (#18)
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
   
Default 06-19-2005, 12:45 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
Screwed.


rdeyes: My answer was technically correct.
  
Old
  (#19)
KTOG is Offline
Captain
 
KTOG's Avatar
 
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
   
Default 06-19-2005, 12:54 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
Screwed.


rdeyes: My answer was technically correct.

No, the riddle you were looking for is "What's black, white, red all over and can't fit through a revolving door?"
  
Old
  (#20)
rdeyes is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 1,459
Join Date: May 2003
Location: anchorage,ak
 Send a message via ICQ to rdeyes Send a message via Yahoo to rdeyes  
Default 06-19-2005, 12:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
Screwed.


rdeyes: My answer was technically correct.
i will you give a +1 when i can . prolly in a few hours beer:
  
Old
  (#21)
Stammer is Offline
Captain
 
Posts: 5,021
Join Date: Mar 2005
   
Default 06-19-2005, 01:02 PM

Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.
  
Old
  (#22)
Himmler is Offline
Major
 
Himmler's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,938
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Behind You...
  Send a message via AIM to Himmler  
Default 06-19-2005, 02:45 PM

[quote="$p!k3":daca4]Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.[/quote:daca4] annoy:
  
Old
  (#23)
harpua is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 1,413
Join Date: May 2004
Location: IUP
  Send a message via AIM to harpua Send a message via Yahoo to harpua  
Default 06-19-2005, 02:48 PM

[quote=Himmler]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "$p!k3":de19a
Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.
annoy:[/quote:de19a]

baby jokes: you have sunk to the lowest level possible.
  
Old
  (#24)
Stammer is Offline
Captain
 
Posts: 5,021
Join Date: Mar 2005
   
Default 06-19-2005, 02:50 PM

LOL, I was expecting no one would like them. I don't acually find them funny I just rememberd last week a senior in my Astronomy class told them to the teacher.

oOo:
  
Old
  (#25)
SoLiDUS is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,158
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Gatineau, Qc, Canada
 Send a message via ICQ to SoLiDUS Send a message via MSN to SoLiDUS  
Default 06-19-2005, 02:59 PM

[quote="Short Hand":7926b]What did one tampon say to the other tampon ?



Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts.[/quote:7926b]

"We really suck, you know that ?" biggrin:
  
Old
  (#26)
Tripper is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
   
Default 06-19-2005, 03:13 PM

[quote=harpua]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:
Originally Posted by "$p!k3":9b41c
Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.
annoy:
baby jokes: you have sunk to the lowest level possible.[/quote:9b41c]

This coming from the kid who makes blatantly racist jokes, then gets offended when someone makes an unoffensive Jewish remark. Stfu.
  
Old
  (#27)
elstatec is Offline
Colonel
 
elstatec's Avatar
 
Posts: 9,369
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: United States of England
   
Default 06-19-2005, 03:16 PM

edit: phantom admin


  
Old
  (#28)
Vance is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,138
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Texas. Heyuck.
   
Default 06-19-2005, 03:19 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
Screwed.
A pilot, you racist fuck.
  
Old
  (#29)
Swill is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 2,372
Join Date: Jan 2002
   
Default 06-19-2005, 03:46 PM

[quote="$p!k3":259dc]Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.[/quote:259dc]
How many letters are in "The Alphabet" ?
11 not 26


beer:
  
Old
  (#30)
Pyro is Offline
Chief of Staff General
 
Pyro's Avatar
 
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
  Send a message via AIM to Pyro Send a message via MSN to Pyro  
Default 06-19-2005, 04:16 PM

If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?


  
Closed Thread



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.