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06-19-2005, 11:49 AM
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":5517c]
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Originally Posted by rdeyes
whats black and white and red all over ?
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A newspaper rock:[/quote:5517c]
ding ding winnar !!! +1
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06-19-2005, 12:21 PM
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
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06-19-2005, 12:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
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Screwed.
rdeyes: My answer was technically correct.
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06-19-2005, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
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Screwed.
rdeyes: My answer was technically correct.
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No, the riddle you were looking for is "What's black, white, red all over and can't fit through a revolving door?"
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06-19-2005, 12:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
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Screwed.
rdeyes: My answer was technically correct.
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i will you give a +1 when i can . prolly in a few hours beer:
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06-19-2005, 01:02 PM
Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.
Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.
sleeping:
Answers in small text.
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06-19-2005, 02:45 PM
[quote="$p!k3":daca4]Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.
Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.
sleeping:
Answers in small text.[/quote:daca4] annoy:
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06-19-2005, 02:48 PM
[quote=Himmler]
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Originally Posted by "$p!k3":de19a
Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.
Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.
sleeping:
Answers in small text.
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annoy:[/quote:de19a]
baby jokes: you have sunk to the lowest level possible.
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06-19-2005, 02:50 PM
LOL, I was expecting no one would like them. I don't acually find them funny I just rememberd last week a senior in my Astronomy class told them to the teacher.
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06-19-2005, 02:59 PM
[quote="Short Hand":7926b]What did one tampon say to the other tampon ?
Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts.[/quote:7926b]
"We really suck, you know that ?" biggrin:
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06-19-2005, 03:13 PM
[quote=harpua]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:
Originally Posted by "$p!k3":9b41c
Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.
Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.
sleeping:
Answers in small text.
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annoy:
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baby jokes: you have sunk to the lowest level possible.[/quote:9b41c]
This coming from the kid who makes blatantly racist jokes, then gets offended when someone makes an unoffensive Jewish remark. Stfu.
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06-19-2005, 03:16 PM
edit: phantom admin
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06-19-2005, 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
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Screwed.
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A pilot, you racist fuck.
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06-19-2005, 03:46 PM
[quote="$p!k3":259dc]Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.
Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.
sleeping:
Answers in small text.[/quote:259dc]
How many letters are in "The Alphabet" ?
11 not 26
beer:
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06-19-2005, 04:16 PM
If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?
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