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Default The Official Riddle Thread! - 06-18-2005, 11:31 PM
Ok this can be kick ass if we treat with respect and patience oOo: happy:

Ok i`ll start....

"I dont dont dont dont have to go to the bathroom"

Easy...

Do I? or Dont I?
  
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Default Re: The Official Riddle Thread! - 06-18-2005, 11:59 PM
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Ok this can be kick ass if we treat with respect and patience oOo: happy:

Ok i`ll start....

"I dont dont dont dont have to go to the bathroom"

Easy...

Do I? or Dont I?
Do

This thread should not not die.

Should it or nay?

ps. pretty sure those arent riddles
  
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Default Re: The Official Riddle Thread! - 06-19-2005, 12:18 AM
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Ok this can be kick ass if we treat with respect and patience oOo: happy:

Ok i`ll start....

"I dont dont dont dont have to go to the bathroom"

Easy...

Do I? or Dont I?
Do

This thread should not not die.

Should it or nay?

ps. pretty sure those arent riddles
fine
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
  
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Default 06-19-2005, 01:16 AM
A towel. Do I win anything?
  
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Default 06-19-2005, 01:17 AM
[quote="Cool Fool":a9de4]A towel. Do I win anything?[/quote:a9de4]

Yup

[img]http://heagy.com/photos/blog/big-cookie.jpg[/img]

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Default 06-19-2005, 02:05 AM
whats black and white and red all over ?
  
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Default Re: The Official Riddle Thread! - 06-19-2005, 02:06 AM
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Ok this can be kick ass if we treat with respect and patience oOo: happy:

Ok i`ll start....

"I dont dont dont dont have to go to the bathroom"

Easy...

Do I? or Dont I?
Another way of thinking about these types of questions is to make equations out of the positive and negative items. Since the entire phrase is dependent on the status of the negations, just apply math to it: twice, both negatives cancel each other out, making the phrase "I have to go to the bathroom".
  
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What did one tampon say to the other tampon ?



Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts.
  
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Default 06-19-2005, 02:25 AM
the answer is "cock robin"....but what is the question?..* dances around playing flute *
  
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whats black and white and red all over ?
A newspaper rock:
  
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Default 06-19-2005, 08:31 AM
[quote="Short Hand":69b5e]What did one tampon say to the other tampon ?



Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts.[/quote:69b5e]

bwahahahahah!!!...
  
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whats black and white and red all over ?
A nun with a spear through her body.
  
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whats black and white and red all over ?
A nun with a spear through her body.

BUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!11111
  
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Default 06-19-2005, 11:36 AM
heres one!!



whats lazy, wears a sombrero, likes tacos, tequilla and jumping borders AND is outside mowing my lawn?



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